joey

yo, i'm joey, i'm 18, and i never learned how to properly exist | he/him | idk what i'm doing anymore

[cassie-darlin]

Reblog if you’re a boy and you wanna get held by a boy

[therealjacksepticeye]

Anti Birthday!

3 years ago today was the first appearance of Anti on the channel. I normally don’t mention stuff about him like this because I like him to be a mystery and sort of in the background. But the Anti stuff is a REALLY big deal to me and I love what has come of it.  Thank you for helping me craft such a cool character and being so invested in it! I hope to one day have it all pay off for all of you patient theorists!

Happy Birthday Anti! 🎂 

[heartbreakhur]

[wh1lly]

Imagine if people applied the “outdoor cat” logic to dogs too. We’d have a bunch of dogs running outside freely, collecting parasites and diseases, getting hit by cars, harassing/killing any smaller animals and breeding like crazy. And when you told someone that they probably shouldn’t let their dog outside without a leash because it’s not exactly safe, they’d just be like “oh well you know he’s happier that way and all that stuff is just a normal part of a dog’s life lol what can ya do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”.

[achoirofcritters]

Honest to God, this is what living in the rural South is like.

Our neighbors have a dog that literally roams the neighborhood. She has been hit by cars twice. She’s been infested with mange. She shits in every yard but her own. The difference is that… like, most people would agree these people are shitty, irresponsible pet owners for allowing their dog to do this. We have leash laws, etc., for dogs, and if it was anywhere but Kentucky where animal welfare laws are shit, law enforcement would probably come make them keep their dog confined to their own property. If she bites someone, they’d sure as fuck be liable. But everyone jumps up in defense if it’s a cat living the exact same life because “oh he’s got freedom, he’s happy, he’s not as ‘domesticated’ as a dog!”

[nonbinary-axolotl]

Can I then apply dog logic to cats? Because something I’ve noticed is that cats don’t get socialized… like at all. The whole “Asshole cat” stigma? It’s because said cat was never socialized and desensitized to things! 

When I got Holly, I socialized her the same way I would have socialized a puppy. She got to meet a bunch of new people, she got taught how harnesses and leashes work, and she got exposed to a TON of ‘uncomfortable’ situations. Car rides? Exposure. Going with me to Petshmo? Exposure. Being around a large group of people? EXPOSURE! 

Wanna know the result? I now have a cat that’s perfectly comfortable going on walks, going on car rides, and actually prefers her leash to being in a carrier! She loves people, and she’s friendly and not shy or defensive even if the person approaching her is a total stranger. She likes going places, even the vets office, because those aren’t terrifying experiences to her anymore because she got used to a lot of the stimuli as a 5 month old kitten (which is how old she was when I adopted her from the shelter). Every person who meets her remarks about how friendly and confident she is. That’s directly a result of how I socialized her as a kitten.

My other two cats weren’t socialized this way and they’re skittish around other people, don’t really like going anywhere other than “home,” and would rather die than be on a leash. They fight going into their carriers (Holly sleeps in hers like it’s a bed), and going to the vet is a terrifying experience for them (I only take them places that I absolutely HAVE to). 

Socialize your cats! It’s not as common as socializing dogs, but it’s really important to do, your cats will be way more confident and adaptable.

[spaghet-dad]

when ur gardening and u find a worm

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites​

[fatmaninalittlesuit]

Put yours in the tags.

[tyjosephs]

@tylerrjoseph: i was taking a bath

[dojacat]

Taking a fucking sip

[summervaca99]

[plutothewitch]

september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.

[shalrath]

australians dont have sex

australians mate

[105northtower]

I spat out my coffee

[quarterclever]

sorry about your

[inkywink]

fUCK

[transparent-milkshake]

WANT CUDDLES

BUT AM I GETING CUDDLES?

NO.

[misstakenbysleep-deactivated202]

it’s your choice, what is more cute, tyler saying “dj spooky jim” or the voice crack when he laughs while singing?

[soopticboop]

One of the greatest videos to have ever existed let’s be honest xD

[ambiguousdog]

This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

[corncobjelly]

money butt god bless

[brownbabysugar]

MONEY BUTT. IM HERE FOR THIS.

[gooseronipizza-deactivated20170]

I can get with this program

[violentwanderlust-deactivated20]

I mean I can’t risk it

[octbrbabe-deactivated20200502]

I only have $3 so might as well

[opps-i-lifted-again]

Please money butt!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[cryobaby-deactivated20170227]

when it’s my closest friends’ birthdays part of me wants to write them a heartfelt essay and another just wants to send them “birth” at 12 AM on the dot and nothing else