its-lilbrum

oof. secretly several cats in a trenchcoat pretending to be a person

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

[fang11803]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

till deactivation do us part

[flightyfinch]

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

[girl-effigy]

do you think it feels good for wolves to go awoo i think it feels good

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[sacred-portal]

[nyanbinyuri]

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[burntundertones]

[skinny-dippin-sasquatch]

[luzdeluna76]

[livelovelaugh-777]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[retroactivebakeries]

probably yeah