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victoria / tori /  22yo crea enthusiast / read my about

[e-ki]

imma try to use this more constantly so i just unfollowed like a bunch of inactive blogs idk  idk 

[deadmugen]

got an interview tomorrow

[deadmugen]

I just got hired, reblog this to manifest the job u want into reality

[the-gang-makes-a-podcast-blog]

Only real tennis fans can name this iconic doubles team.

[screamtail]

[e-ki]

hi can i get an uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[biquid]

When the cops tell you they found your son’s body but you were just talking to him through the lights

[mergaskittle-deactivated2019091]

[allislian-grey-deactivated20171]

This is never going to be not hilarious.

[lunacorva]

@joshscorcher So THAT’S how you joined the Marines!

[joshscorcher]

Breach! Buy some thin mints, motherf**ker!

[steviemcfly]

Trump is only two points ahead in Texas now. If you’re in Texas and vote third party or don’t vote this year, I will personally never forgive you for stealing the joy of watching the GOP freak out at Texas going blue from me.

[mockingbirdie]

Fellow Texans: DO NOT WRITE IN BERNIE. 

He literally does not want your vote, he literally wants you to vote for Hillary, and because of this he did not file to be an approved write-in candidate which means if you write him in your vote literally does not count.

[the-ailing-system-moving]

For all voters in all states who were thinking of doing a Bernie write in.

[harostar]

Better yet: Should Clinton win and the democrats manage to win in the Senate…..Bernie Sanders is poised to be the Budget Committee Chairman.

Here’s the post, btw. 

Bernie Sanders wants us to vote for Clinton, and support Democrats across the country. If this goes as planned, he will be able to accomplish SO MUCH. 

So please, please do not write him in. Vote for Clinton, and support him in our Senate.

[jesus-san]

[mirandatacchia]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[wholegraingoats-deactivated2015]

turnt

“casual sex doesn’t exist!” shit you’re right. competitive sex only. grab the gamecube controllers, no items, fox only, final destination

[sp00pypunkins]

Also because I assume everyone is like 16 reblog with your age in the tags?

[petapeta]

[hunkules]

Come my child, before the humans return

[genntrygenntry]

In conclusion…

[stability]

[saccharinsweet]

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

[queencrash-deactivated20130729]

“Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace.”

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central