A real life mutant turtle ninja

people call me mickey, im very queer and the only thing that i love more than myself are my pets (he/him/his)

[s0larflares]

girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means

[autotono-deactivated20221027]

What's not clicking

[slopaganda]

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

[slopaganda]

[neopoint]

hey guys i’m so sorry

[bishonen]

he deleted them i

[bishonen]

update

[socialistexan]

Lil Nas X at all the dudes sending him dick pics:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[neopets-hentai]

God I hate inflation

[neopets-hentai]

The financial concept, not the fetish

[neopets-hentai]

LOVE the fetish

[moshita-deactivated20180620]

[tinygaysouffle]

bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM

[homoluigi]

Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[vaquer0s]

so two trucks by lemon demon has a bpm of 114…

[kaijuno]

Real boot goofin hours

[juliancuntablancas]

[psyducked]

taking a chance and making a move

[fishmotif]

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

[maxandthespidersfrommars-deacti]

WHAT IS THIS

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Fuck you, Bonnie

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[bestiasilvanus]

Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?

There’s more just go fucking look yourself

[baphonnicula]

BOY’S ON SOME REAL KING SHIT LEMME TELL YA

[the-spoon-fairy]

[bacco-malato-deactivated2020080]

[schrodingers--slut]

the original

[gay-irl]

Gay💦irl

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[ironpour]

[captainfunkpunkandroll]

Macaulay Culkin in Party Monster (2003)

[wokus-pocus-deactivated20180805]

Me confirming the time of my job interview at CVS