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hate when someone posts something i was just thinking. how does it feel to be as funny as me but a little faster?
behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potterās dead parents dead friend group
OKAY I just did a pub quiz and one of the questions was āwhich knight whose name contains two aās served in the court of King Arthurās and had an affair with his wife, Queen Guinevere.ā And I answered Lancelot because yeah it doesnāt have two aās but like itās Lancelot. The answer is Lancelot. And I lost the point because they said it was fucking Galahad??
GALAHAD????
Iāve spent like an hour scrolling every paper on loyalty in Arthurian legend I can find and Galahad is usually famously chaste and loyal???? Lancelot was a slut!!! Am I being really really dumb or is my anger justified please I have to know
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
And stay safe everyone!
me: maybe you 'know how joan of arc felt' but I, with my superior intellect and, obviously, hyperdeveloped empathy actually know how all of the saints feel. I feel the flames that licked saint lawrence, the shame of saint peter's denial, the divine ecstasy that wracked saint paul when he saw the burning bush, the
the corpse of morrissey i reanimated: okay well i feel like you're being- wait what i didn't die. i'm still alive. i'm just normal animated i'm not re- anything. what the fuck.
june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be
there are two wolves inside you: one is extremely upset about the good omens finale and the other actually kinda liked it and thinks it made enough sense. both of them are gay and depressed.
god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies
Eva Stratt forcing Grace to go to space. EVA being the technical term for a spacewalk. EVA being repeated throughout the book and movie over and over and over again. an EVA being a major part of the solution to most problems. an EVA being how Grace lets Rocky know he's saved.
Eva Stratt being the only way to save Earth. an EVA being the only way to save Grace and Rocky.
I think thereās actually something really freeing about making a mistake and thereās nothing you can do to fix it. that thread of the timeline ends there.
Romantic but not as in someone who enjoys love and romance. Romantic as in someone who loves nature and folklore and poetry and medieval aesthetics but hates industrialism and logic and victorians
SQUIRE! poke the incomprehensible eldritch entity again! make it put that pathetic british man in a situation!! yes⦠YES!!
my favourite bits of the importance of being earnest
Iām so over self-help books telling people how to make money and network. why canāt they tell us to be kind.
happy Motherās Day for those in the uk!! donāt forget to treat your mom to a lovely day out!! I gave mine breakfast in bed, and now weāre a lovely walk down to the forum to see Caesar. nothing could possibly go wrong on this wholesome day!
by talos this canāt be happening.
happy Motherās Day for those in the uk!! donāt forget to treat your mom to a lovely day out!! I gave mine breakfast in bed, and now weāre a lovely walk down to the forum to see Caesar. nothing could possibly go wrong on this wholesome day!