It's Just A Life Full Of Stuff... @itsalifefullofstuff - Tumblr Blog

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

regging

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

memecatwings

soju meme collection

what-even-is-thiss

One time I was at a pub trivia night with some writer friends and we almost won but there was a tie. As a tiebreaker they asked us and the other team to write down as many moons of Jupiter as we could in two minutes.

None of us are very into astronomy so at first everyone was like oh we’re gonna lose but there were three of us at the table that night who were either former classics majors or otherwise super well read on Roman mythology and the three of us were like give us that paper right now and we just took turns writing down all of the lovers of Jupiter from mythology that we could.

So of course we won lol

what-even-is-thiss

You really never know what random niche knowledge you have will come in handy at trivia night. You really don’t.

iguessweallcrazyithinktho

spacemancharisma

candyflosslipgloss

being asked what i want for my birthday and suddenly I'm a minimalist who has never had a material want in my whole life

paranormal-taters

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

paranormal-taters

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

paranormal-taters

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

depsidase

edwar9981

Winx

annabelle--cane

I have controversial takes in my drafts the like of which even I don't agree with

macleod

in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s

macleod

the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people who were born before the 2000s are freaking out about how they feel old and that it cant be happening because all people born in the 2000s are like 4

macleod

in less than two years we will have adults born in the 2010’s

the-haiku-bot

in less than two years

we will have adults born in

the 2010’s

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mareastrorum

Imagine if someone told you that the premise for a D&D live show was that a 7-year-old tried to steal the pirate king’s wig and failed, dramatically survived his execution for treason (for trying to steal the wig), then recruited his adoptive family into helping him overthrow the pirate king so that he could rule pirate island instead.