Trade•Mark

[itsaperson10]

I will remind you guys:

Blondes that top are what the devil sends when he can’t reach you

[itsaperson10]

No like it’s really getting to me…what does the U.S. government want with my ghostsoap bdsm fics, like you trying to implement some new tactics in the military ?

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Might be a little off topic, but how do you guys stay consistent when writing or better yet…literally anything. I have really bad executive dysfunction and I just need tips and ways to combat it, like I really want to write but every time I start working on the rough draft…I just…can’t do.

So here I am asking for help like a loser.

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While listening to epic today i came to the conclusion that it took the whole ocean saga for Poseidon to come in is became he had to choreograph the whole music number for ruthlessness. Like he did it like a 2000’s r&b music video while hitting the water in the most dramatic way. Wife beater and all.

He was moon walking on the water me thinks.

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Eurylochus : are you really going to sacrifice us ?

Odysseus: Indubitably.

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I think that Anya just played dead really well and then got up completely fine after Jimmy went kabyebye, fixed the ship, and went home.

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Go ahead and start downloading your fics boys 😔

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Just finished listening to epic for the first time and this is what I gathered:

Poseidon: IM ABOUT TO KILL YOU!

Odysseus: bag 🤨 ?

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Last night consisted of my friend and his fiancée dressed as ms paint twilight sparkle and mordecai quoting Canadian Luffy (a play on the Brazilian Miku) by saying “I’m going to find the one piece, eh”

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Anya, talking to herself while she’s preparing curly’s medicine: I just don’t understand Jimmy, I don’t think that he’s doing a good job at managing the ship.

Curly: That’s why his parents didn’t even want him.

Anya: 👁️ 👄 👁️

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Me and my friend have come to the conclusion that Anya and curly gossiped the entire time after the crash like two southern women on their lunch break.

Anya: and MIND YOU that when Jimmy and Daisuke went into the utility room there was no foam

Curly: GIRL.

Anya: Yes girlllllllllll

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Anya, about to kabyebye herself:

Curly:

Anya:

Curly: Can I get a sip of your water bottle ?

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Hey dudes, I just posted my first work on ao3! I’m soooo excited! Please interact with me and the so I’m how you guys feel about it. Anyways I’m done yapping. Have fun

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Info: fwb au, top zoro/bottom sanji, College au

Ships - Zosan (main), Frobin, Lulaw, NamiVivi

Chapter - 1/?

Word count: 2,218

[itsaperson10]

My favorite thing about the human experience is the difference of how men and woman express their love for characters.

Man: oh yeah I really like [insert character]! I think they’re pretty neat!

Woman: okay so I’ve spent my last three paychecks to buy a figure of [insert character] with his wee wee out. I haven’t eaten in three months, but I’m planning on doing renovations to my house where I’m getting all the wallpaper and furniture changed to prints of [insert character]! I know it’s gonna cost a lot of money and I’m gonna save up…after my upcoming birthday when I’m gonna have to drop $500 to legal change my name too [insert character].

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Quick question…if I wrote a zosan “friends with benefits” college au would y’all read it? I gotta know man.

[itsaperson10]

Franky screws on his dick when it’s sexy time.

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I just know that Zoro and Robin talk shit every time they trade off with chopper like divorced parents that don’t like each other but are forced to co-parent.

Zoro, standing on the porch with his hand on his hips: Hey why the fuck my kid got on Skechers?!

Robin, sitting in the car while watching chopper walk up to the house: His big toe was hanging out the crocs you sent him in!