itsaraptor

I'm Bree | 24 | INTP | she/her. Animal lover & aspiring entomologist. Mostly made of Radiohead and memes. ☆ I have a bunch of side blogs.

[soazzar]

Be loyal to what matters

[llovinghome]

[systlin]

If anyone was wondering the queer poly bald eagle triad nesting across the Mississippi from me has 2 eggs so far this year and all three parents are taking turns incubating them

It’s cold and windy right now and 2 eagles are out hunting. I believe it’s one of the dads on the nest right now.

[systlin]

Their first egg this year was laid on Valentine’s day, incidentally.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Yaaaay! they’re back!

[mercurialmilk]

JUST AN FYI

The app I used to knit my rainbow sweater is officially launched in the App Store (I use an iPhone, I’m not certain if there’s an android version)

It’s called Bellish and it’s pretty neat. You start by choosing the base/silhouette

So far they only have raglan style. You go on to pick your neck shape (v neck, scoop or regular) and the sleeve length (there’s 3).

Next you pick if you want color work or any lace, then you pick the yarn weight (fingering, dk or worsted). And finally you pick your size: goes from a 30 inch to a 54 inch bust.

Then the app spits out your pattern for you with all the right measurements! There’s a little row counter and highlight function to keep track of where you are at and the app remembers after you close it.

I found it really helpful and great because I hate carrying around a bunch of paper and my phone goes with me everywhere anyway. It’s also a fairly new app and they’ve worked really hard to add lots of new features (since I was a tester) so hopefully if people use it they can add more base patterns like set in sleeves or cardigans!

None of this is a promo or anything, I just really loved this app and hope it’s useful to other people.

[dopeybeauty]

the disney movie nobody asked for

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

IM ASKING NOW

[gahdamnpunk]

This is messed up

[goodluckvegetable]

[fostertheory]

People shouldn’t have to go through this, though.

[lynati]

Correct. They should not need to. But they aren’t going to be able to vote to help change that they currently need to unless they do. It’s a fucking Catch-22.

[biitumen]

i hate cheaters

[cielo-e-voragine]

@cielo-e-voragine

[iguanamouth]

catharsis (alternate letters)

[pancakeke]

tumblr's "year in review" has done nothing but alert me that I operate in an unnoticed dark corner of this hellsite

[mesopelagos]

[skinnykooked]

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

[fuck-philip-banks]

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

[swaglexander-the-great]

i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit

[hdot-mokoriri]

I read a book today.📕🐌

今日は本を読んだよ📕🐌

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Cutest Meow Compilation

By Bubba the Cat

[coldtongue]

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[lesbianladyhamlet]

There is nothing purer than the Animal Crossing Community and our excitement about every tiny detail of the New Horizons trailers and gameplays

[bonesbuckleup]

My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.

[roachpatrol]

third, equally funny option: his name was already cheddar when they adopted him. both of them think it’s an absurd goddamn name but neither of them know you can just change an animal’s name if you don’t like it. no one ever told them and they’re both much too proper to even conceptualize this notion on their own. the dog was named cheddar and that’s very unfortunate but cheddar he will remain. 

[angelsarenamederika]

fourth, they were aware you could change an adopted animals name but let it remain Cheddar out of respect for his ‘birth’ parents

[unrealcosima]

Fifth, they named it after the historic village of Cheddar, Somerset in England, unaware people will associate it more with the type of cheese

[dancinbutterfly]

Sixth, they named him after the hard cheese from Cheedar in Somerset, England due the fact there are both orange and off-white types which parallels their pet’s coloring and Kevin and Raymond both appreciate the nobility of a product which is a cornerstone of a multibillion dollar cheese industry and has a history going back to the 12th century and furthermore

[jetzv]

Seventh, Cheddar is the only type of cheese that they both love.

[dancinbutterfly]

Eighth. Cheddar was Kevin’s mother dog, she chose the name and Kevin, dutiful son that he is, took him off her hands when she developed an allergy to dog dander at 78. Can you imagine? What unbridled weakness, and at her age. You see, Santiago, this why early exposure to allergens of all types is crucial for healthy antibody development and why I made a point to have as many encounters with low-level toxins as possible before my immune system was finished developing. You know, now that you and Peralta are discussing reproducing, you should really consider

[aleksanderro2]

This entire thread reads exactly like a conversation that would happen at the precinct before being interrupted by captain holt