[itsazombiething-blog]

Kill yourself. There’s really nothing to it.

[borgeslabyrinth]

all pedophiles should die

[borgeslabyrinth]

this has turned out to be rather controversial and I’ve gotten a couple messages trying to convince me about what great people pedophiles are, so let me clear this up-

every single pedophile on the face of this earth deserves to die. every single one.

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

[rvnotti]

just simple math

[succubus-stripper]

This reminds me of the crazy Russian girls I worked with in Alaska who basically taught me everything I know about being aggressive

[indiestripper]

“My Russian forest” i die

[yafavblogger]

I love her. And you still owe me $35 but I forgive you lmao.

[musinvenusian]

I aspire to be like her lmao

[doomyqueen]

SONYA. Wax for my Russian forest, oh my God.

[onlytwitterpics]

[naturallyugly-deactivated201707]

this is what the rise of pedophile culture looks like–little girls are being indoctrinated into beauty rituals at earlier and earlier ages to feed the misogynistic pedophilic male gaze.

this is what the intersection of capitalism and misogyny looks like–fashion and beauty products are being marketed to females no matter their age as long as is generates profit and feeds the male gaze.

this is what porn culture looks like–due in part to the widespread availability of porn, females are considered sexual objects before they are considered human beings and so no matter what, a female must always be sexually available and presentable to men.

[larpsandtherealgirl]

^Exactly. Please, when you see young girls who look like this, remember not to blame the literal children for their own oppression. They’re just trying to “fit in” and be accepted by their peers. Blame the fucking adults who sell them this image and profit from it.

[amurderofkittens]

Thank you for explaining what bothered me about children looking like that. I could never quite put my finger on it.

[mellifexfarm]

HE STOLE A DORITO

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

ALL THAT EXTREME NACHO CHEESE FLAVOR IS HIS

[itsazombiething-blog]

Someone please fucking kill me

[ingoiailtuorgoglio]

[harpie-lady]

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

[flavoracle]

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

[yd12k]

The dads are evolving

[werewolfpresbyterian]

They have learned our technology, they control our communication

[gaelgarcia]

Trevante Rhodes as Chiron in Moonlight Photographed by David Bornfriend

[garbage-dono]

Season 1 of Bojack Horseman: haha that horse is an asshole

Season 4 of Bojack Horseman: *sobbing incoherently* bAC K IN THE NINETIES I W AS IN A V ERY FAMOUS T V S H O W

[bearsister]

Is there any hatred stronger than the rage kids get towards Barney the dinosaur as soon as they are just a little too old for Barney the dinosaur

[30-seconds-to-marx]

So, this guy, Martin Pistorius, fell into a coma when he was 12 years old and eventually awoke completely paralyzed, at least physically. He was misdiagnosed. Doctors believed he was in a completely vegetative state, but in reality, he had regained full consciousness and awareness. He just didn’t possess any motor function, so he couldn’t communicate to anyone that he was alive in there. He lived this way for 12 years before he overcame it by sheer force of will and was given the tools to communicate. He tells his story in his book, Ghost Boy. Since then he’s also been the subject of the first episode of Invisibilia on NPR and had his own TedTalk.

Anyway, the breaking point that incited his plan of escape was being forced to watch Barney reruns all day, everyday at his care center. Sitting in front of the TV, he learned to tell the time by the shadows on the wall. If he had time he could know when Barney would end. With the ability to measure his days, he was able to pull himself out of the void and ultimately start down the path to recovery. Today, Martin can communicate whatever he wants with the help of a computer program, but there’s one thing he can’t articulate: “I cannot even express to you how much I hated Barney.”

So it turns out that the primal hatred people have toward Barney is strong enough to pull a disembodied consciousness out of the abyss of existential despair and into the physical world out of pure spite

[owk]

bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful

[laundryandtaxes]

Labor day is cute because all of the people who work jobs like mine (lots of heavy lifting, being on your feet for 10 hours, incredibly physical work) and more physical jobs- the same people who fought for the 40 hr week when that was a huge deal, fought for a weekend, fought for Sundays off, fought for workplace conditions to be liveable, fought against child labor- are the people today who still have to work it, while white collar workers and even regular office workers get the day off.

[lasagnafan-deactivated20180514]

BIG FUCKING MOOD

[alicentsgf]

theres so many things wrong here i want to Scream hollywood is such a fuckjng mess

[alicentsgf]

you all know why lord of the flies was written about little boys? golding very specifically believed that 1) he was not qualified to write about little girls as he had never experienced being one 2) he did not believe that the same events would transpire if it had been girls because he thought boys behaviour more likely to paint a picture of (male dominated) society and its problems. you can’t keep a female version of the story ‘faithful’ to the book because then it would be unfaithful to what the author was originally trying to portray. why dont you go and spit on goldings grave while you’re at it too.

[rinasaurusrex]

Wasn’t LOTF also written in response to an older book that kind of depicted British boys/men as the golden children of reason and civilization, and Golding, who taught at a boys’ school, was like “lol have you met any actual boys”

[being-of-rain]

This is the physical manifestation of men saying “what if it was the other way round?” with no thought of context or history.

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]