No, you silly send it

pls don't delve deep into here

[kandroids]

Forgot to post my earth Chan here for earth day kms…

[scarvenartist]

[wobblebees]

[funnytwittertweets]

[weedmemes42069]

I miss sleeping next to someone

[iamoutofideas]

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

[nevver]

[gerrycanavan]

the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen

[tan-kyu]

“Ocelot gun spinning in real life(Comparison)”

[kamikazegarage]

Why wouldnt you just shoot him

[3plymike]

You dont understand

[coughloop]

the most important thing to remember when making a grilled cheese is that you can season the cheese and no one can stop you

[coughloop]

second most important thing to remember is that attacks can come from any direction

[femmesandhoney]

[cowboybeebs-deactivated20211104]

Female solidarity

[biologicallyangry-deactivated20]

The Collective Has Spoken

[femclasscirce]

That was an ancient Greek chorus sis

[mahboi]

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

[heedra]

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

[fuckaspunk]

[hyrude]

bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”

[severalowls]

The reason vampires go to hell and werewolves don’t is that vampires just suck the juice out and waste the rest. If I saw somebody lick all the sauce off some pasta and leave the bare noodles intact I’d condemn them to eternal damnation too.

[greenbaconsmoothie]

And here I thought it was because all dogs go to heaven

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[evandash]

Placing these one after another makes it look like he left got a lighthouse job and came back six months later to update the drive through employee

[2headedsnake]

[anuspatrol]

i walk a lonely road

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[silly-slacker-person]

Posts that changed the timeline

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

introducing the new sport

basketball 2

[hyperchaotix]

What is the objective?

[nibrocrock]

Survive.