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we're not kids anymore.
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@itsdeadpxxl
“….Why the fucking hell is it stained so badly?” She rolled the stuffed unicorn over in her hands, furrowing her brow on it. “Looks like jiz stains…”
"Not that one! That's my happy bed time unicorn. I want the one stuffed with 4 fucking hand grenades." (Well now she knows your secret...gross)
“And now in a manner of speach I may better understand.“ Loki leaned back in his seat, giving the merch a bored look.
"Will thou passeth that stuffed horse with a horn on its head so I can saveth the big blue planet shaped planet that our feet doth stand on! That was quite the mouthful...hah hah that's what she said." (You are disgusting but good one)
"If you would be so kind as to hurry the fudge biscuits up and pass me the pink fluffy unicorn so I can save the world again!" (Honestly Wade...)
"Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just excited to try kill me?" [Pretty sure they just want to kill you wade]
"I'm all giddy to be back, kinda like a kid getting a gun for Christmas! Now how shall I fuck things up this time around?"
Send “That doesn’t look like a scratch.” for my muse to react to yours finding them bandaging a wound.
“Is it just me or do these bullet holes make my ass look fat?”
“Holy fuck nuggets it’s good to be back!” [Time to kick some names and take some ass!]
Addiction starter sentences
“What happened to staying clean for me?!” “I’m supposed to believe this is you being sober? I’m not buying it.” “How many glasses have you had?!” “If you want to keep smoking, you’ll have to go outside.” “You told me you’d stop…” “You promised I wouldn’t find you like this again!” “Wanna shoot up?” “Have you been drinking? It’s not even noon!” “Let me smell your breath.” “What have you used this time?” “I see you’re still wasting away your days.” “How much did you take? Can you still hear me?!” “Are you trying to kill yourself?!” “I thought that place was going to make you better…” “You know if you go on like this, I’ll have to send you back to rehab. Is that what you want?” “Can you remember when we didn’t need this yet?” “Is the heroin really more important to you than I am?!” “Are you sure this stuff is safe?” “Right, that’s it, you’re going cold turkey.” “No, sit down! You’re having a bad trip. Let me help you.” “Have you any idea how much it hurts me to see you like this?!”
By Ashley Marie Witter
“Woah calm down now, My face was imprinted on the side of your car before I even got here.” (Well that makes total sense)
"I'm bored. Take your clothes off"
“You wanna paint me naked, Wadey?”
@itsdeadpxxl
“Is that what the kids are calling it now?” (I’m pretty sure they aren’t)
(Lol remember me?)
“Oh come on I was just making sure you weren’t some cosplayer and actually the real deal. You dodged the bullet didn’t you?” (What was your end game if he was a cosplayer?)
“You were- oh my god- that doesn’t make me feel any better! Just- just say hello next time!” His adrenaline and spidey sense fade and he can’t help looking curiously toward the masked man, brow raising under his own mask.
“People cosplay me? For real?”
“Oh yeah all the time. They can be sooo annoying. I’ve been burned quite a few times before now, hence the mini metal rocket I shot at you.” The mercenary holstered his pistol (So you didn’t actually know it was him? Brilliant, as if you weren’t crazy enough) “Luckily it was you I guess.”
Do you rp with OC's?
“We love OC’s don’t we mun-san.” (Since when do we speak Japanese?)
“So the rumours are true, you are a whiny wienie.” (But we love spiderman…Don’t hurt him or I will fuck your mind)
“Well you just tried to shoot me! Which FYI, might be fun for you, but it is not fun for me.”
“Oh come on I was just making sure you weren’t some cosplayer and actually the real deal. You dodged the bullet didn’t you?” (What was your end game if he was a cosplayer?)
“Oh what a happy coincidence!” (What are you talking about) “Maybe we can help each other out? You see I need to get my hands on one of the guns the losers are peddling. So how about a double antihero super teamup?” (This doesn’t bode well...)
