disaster

"I got no plans and too much time. I feel too restless to unwind. I’m always lost in thought."

[wvrldsend]

“Why does everyone think that these are my normal clothes?! I’m Wednesday Addams, you uncultured swines!”

[itsderekfoster]

“I don’t know.. do you dress like her a lot?”

[bby-daisymae-deactivated2017010]

“I d-didn’t have much money to spend on a costume so I s-sort of made it. What do you think?” Daisy asked, touching her ears nervously.

[itsderekfoster]

“Very cute.”

[itsderekfoster]

Ruby: i can't tell if i'm just desperate or if this dude sitting near me is actually hot

Derek: if it's me there shouldn't be any doubt. I'm hot.

[itsderekfoster]

It was an easy task so he wasn’t surprised when she completed it. Derek smirked, studying her for a moment before she took the joint and he moved his hand to just above her knee. “Course not.. but now I kinda..” He paused, ducking his head to let his lips ghost over the skin at her neck. “Wanna do this.”

[kashmira-multani]

His hand on her leg seemed to instinctively cause her to drape her long legs over his lap casually, anything to get the slightest bit closer. She breathed in the smoke from the joint and let her head fall back slightly as his lips brushed her skin. “Babe, I’m definitely not gonna stop you from doing that.” Smoke fell from her lips as she spoke softly. Derek had a way of instantly getting her in the mood regardless of what she was doing.

[itsderekfoster]

The movement of her legs had his hands sliding up further. He started tracing shapes on her skin with his fingertips, not focusing too much on any one thing. He smirked against her neck. "Good." Not that he thought she would or anything. Derek was torn between taking another hit and continuing exploring her skin with his lips.

[itsderekfoster]

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Penny:Did they fucking piss on our floor?

Penny:If so kill them

Derek: doorway

Derek: which is just as bad

[itsderekfoster]

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Ruby: wtf? who does that????

Ruby: yes!!!

Ruby: let me help!!!!!!

Derek: idiots

Derek: can we tie his ass to something?

[itsderekfoster]

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ainslee: absolutely.

ainslee: wait. what kind of two liter?

Derek: just soda

Derek: is that important?

[itsderekfoster]

He took the joint from her when she offered, bringing it to his lips to take a hit. The change in tone didn’t go unnoticed and he cocked his head to the side, gazing at her as he exhaled. “For one, coming a little closer..”

[kashmira-multani]

“That’s easy, alright…” One corner of her mouth twitched slightly upward as she moved her body closer to his. Now their legs were touching as she reached to take the joint from his hand. “Is that all?” The question hung in the air as she brought the it to her lips once again.

[itsderekfoster]

It was an easy task so he wasn't surprised when she completed it. Derek smirked, studying her for a moment before she took the joint and he moved his hand to just above her knee. "Course not.. but now I kinda.." He paused, ducking his head to let his lips ghost over the skin at her neck. "Wanna do this."

[itsderekfoster]

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Derek: Is it justifiable to beat someone with a two liter for pissing on the floor?

[rilcyss]

itsderekfoster;:

He shrugged. “I’ve got plenty of other ones I do remember.”

“Alright then, what’s one of your stories?”

[itsderekfoster]

"Are you going to tell me one in exchange?"

[itsderekfoster]

“What’ve you got against books?”

[rubykcne-deactivated20170831]

“Nothing, they’re just fucking boring.”

[itsderekfoster]

"Reading the wrong books."

[itsderekfoster]

He didn’t bother hiding the fact that he was still checking her out. It’s not like he thought she minded from the way she came over to him. Derek chuckled. “I can think of a few things I’d rather you were doing too.” He teased, letting her bring him over to the bed. Derek cocked an eyebrow, giving her a playful look. “What do you think?”

[kashmira-multani]

With a short nod, Talia picked up one of the joints she’d just rolled and lit up, taking a long hit before she passed it to Derek. She exhaled with a smirk as she looked him up and down slowly. “I know what I’d rather be doing,” she began, her voice in the lower register it always found when she was turned on, “What would you rather I was doing?”

[itsderekfoster]

He took the joint from her when she offered, bringing it to his lips to take a hit. The change in tone didn't go unnoticed and he cocked his head to the side, gazing at her as he exhaled. "For one, coming a little closer.."

[rilcyss]

itsderekfoster;:

“All of the above..”

“It’s a shame you can’t remember any of it, probably would have been a bomb story.”

[itsderekfoster]

He shrugged. "I've got plenty of other ones I do remember."

[rilcyss]

itsderekfoster;:

He waited, running a hand through his hair. “Thanks.” He took the bottle, twisting the top off and taking a swig before shrugging. “Must’ve blacked out or something.”

“You must of had a lot to drink or taken something pretty strong for you to get that fucked up.”

[itsderekfoster]

"All of the above.."

[itsderekfoster]

He got himself ready, checking off the list in his head of things he needed to do before he got out of there. Derek was looking forward to seeing Talia the way anyone would look forward to seeing a really hot girl. When she let him inside he took her in, his gaze lingering on her body for a few beats. “What a thrilling time that would’ve been..” He laughed a little. “But without all the eye candy..”

[kashmira-multani]

She walked over to Derek – slowly so he could really take in her look – and then stood on her toes to kiss his cheek quickly. “Well, yeah. I was gonna call you to ask how you did it without anyone there to keep you going. But now that you’re here I can think of a few things I’d rather do.” She winked as she took him by the hand and led him to her bed. “Wanna smoke?”

[itsderekfoster]

He didn't bother hiding the fact that he was still checking her out. It's not like he thought she minded from the way she came over to him. Derek chuckled. "I can think of a few things I'd rather you were doing too." He teased, letting her bring him over to the bed. Derek cocked an eyebrow, giving her a playful look. "What do you think?"

[rubykcne-deactivated20170831]

“You did not just tell me to read this. Unless this book has a little flask in it, I’m not interested.”

[itsderekfoster]

"What've you got against books?"

[kashmira-multani]

@itsderekfoster

Talia smirked to herself as she read Derek’s reply on her phone and then set it down on the dresser. She was already wearing one of her shorter and more revealing dresses but she could still make one improvement. She maneuvered her way out of the black lace bralette she wore under the dress. Her back was pretty clearly visible now and she felt sexy as fuck. While she waited for him, she rolled a blunt in case he was in the mood to light up. Looking up when she heard her door open Talia dramatically sighed, “Took you long enough, damn. I was about to organize my sock drawer.”

[itsderekfoster]

He got himself ready, checking off the list in his head of things he needed to do before he got out of there. Derek was looking forward to seeing Talia the way anyone would look forward to seeing a really hot girl. When she let him inside he took her in, his gaze lingering on her body for a few beats. "What a thrilling time that would've been.." He laughed a little. "But without all the eye candy.."