bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers
“This morning, with her, having coffee.”
— Johnny Cash, when asked for his definition of paradise.
notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs
we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
they should invent a feeling that doesn’t feel like getting your chest caved in with hammers
don't know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i'll make a whale skeleton that's small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it's going to be sick as hell
my vision btw
HEY
Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.
This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.
Would love to show y'all but yeah
My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.
And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"
#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous
Yeah the sex was good but did it have themes and motifs
“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”
The difference between 1/2 cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice