dread and bullshit

21|Bi|Pisces|Student I reblog shit that makes me happy. I also reply to all asks.

[mapachezurdo]

[slagnarok]

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

[futuresideboobs]

BUST A NUT

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

buss down thortiana

[babyanimalgifs]

the best thing you will see all year

[meangirlnurse]

not naming any names but SOMEone deliberately pissed on me at work today

[meangirlnurse]

i’m miffed in part because i really like him and he came up to me say hi and i thought we were going to have a friendly interaction but then all of a sudden he was just. pissing on me

[meangirlnurse]

it has come to my attention that i should probably mention that i work with animals

[fluidpuck]

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

[justanotherboringsstuff-deactiv]

Fuck you

[bradney-deactivated20140403]

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

i love how people will get bored and just start drama like go outside

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

*goes outside and starts drama there*

[saiasus]

Me @ the sun

[caterpie]

Visit Original Link

Wii Shop Channel | Nintendo Wii (2006)

[caterpie]

The Wii Shop Channel closes its virtual doors today, around 13 years after the Wii’s original launch date. The end of an era. RIP 2006-2019

[thottielamottie]

[alicentsgf]

the first meme of 2018 is

carrie fisher entering the room wielding a bat that she is absolutely prepared to use

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Let’s make this the last meme of 2018 as well

[tigerkat24]

And the first meme of 2019.

[endangered-justice-seeker]

LOL I’M WEAK

[confusedwhiteperson]

Why was that my exact thought tho

[bracarvs-deactivated20221101]

You know what? I’m about to say it

[lordmeowdemort]

Say it girl

[bracarvs-deactivated20221101]

[shelbytaylorexists]

“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me: 

[avatrashh]

Girl Scouts support planned parenthood? Y’all just doubled my order

[that-taters-my-tots]

Don’t forget this too

[lovetheirloves]

Girl Scouts of Greater Atlanta has expanded upon this to include nonbinary youth (and adults) seeing a Girl Scouting experience.

[theseancequeen]

Reblogging for important information.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Shout out to the time they returned a $100,000 donation because the donor– months after making the donation– wanted a guarantee that the money wouldn’t be used to support transgender girls.

[squeaky-warrior]

In this house we respect girl scouts

[paninimami]

Lemme hey some cookies

[reaching-for-roses]

Yaaaas! Just bought 3 boxes.

[ampervadasz]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[giant-black-cat-huh]

I scrolled and saw my face

[ask-genie]

I think people sometimes forget that cats are excellent hunters and catchers bc most of our fur babies scream loudly until we shake the bowl so food magically appears. I ain’t judgin tho cuz i done it too XD

[chubby-bunnies]

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

I will always reblog this

[shadrow]

The smash hit of the summer.

[alexacadia]

I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!

[slayfulness]

I’m… shook

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Well I heard this with my own ears and now you must also.

[nest-of-bears-blog]

JESUS

[ookumspookumswastakensomehow]

Y’KNOW WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT BELONGS IN?

[kira-the-cat]

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING CATCHY?!

[shibari-babe-deactivated2018120]

how

[mewling-kitten]

THIS 100% WOULD BE IN KINGDOM HEARTS. It’s 3 AM, and I’m trying not to lose wake everyone up with my ungodly laughter.

[duoachievement-deactivated20220]

Lazy bastard

[thewheelsonthebusgofuckyourself]

man: “Scooter, you haven’t paid your rent in a while now, I think I’m gonna have to ask for it.”

cat: *headbutts*

[frostyotakuotter]

Cute as fudge

[me-and-my-beard]

if i was cat i would do the same to this guy

[itsmilesxd]

if you don’t have this aesthetic for your birthday did you really have a birthday?

[thecommonchick]

[zeramk-blog]