Nume

Nico | a lot of casual silence

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[zeph-phyr]

lined up upon the upper ridges of Blue Diamond’s palace are Benitoites. they’re gempowered waterfall decor, made to do nothing but look pretty and cry for eons knowing that they’d never free. sometimes, you’d hear them sing a ghostly tune

[sabertoothwalrus]

they adore each other!

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[adimals-deactivated20201112]

Fuck dude you really can’t

[perkwunos]

This is the first ad I’ve seen on here that actually fits tumblr’s demographic

[appleb18]

The Gayest Cartoon that Came Out this Year

This year was pretty gay for cartoon such as 

Two villains getting together 

Love saved the universe 

and a witch being a gay distaster 

But above all else, there’s one cartoon that’s really gay and that is Adventure Time: Distant Lands “Obsidan”. That special went all out like no subtext, no censorship nor anything, it went on full on text than any other cartoon I’ve ever watched 

We get to see Princess Bubblegum going to one of Marceline’s concert and was given her significant rock shirt that became her most prized possession in the series 

Marceline and Princess Bubblegum break-up for the first time and left them with a broken heart 

Living together and having a domestic life 

Princess Bubblegum calling Marceline her vampire girlfriend 

A gay song 

Multiple ON-SCREEN kisses 

Telling she loves her 

They got a slow dance 

Unlike most cartoons, Adventure Time: Distant Lands “Obsidian” amp up the gay to 11. It didn’t held back  and this special shows how much Marcy and Bonnie are in love with another. They brought the break-up, the shirt, the dance,  the kiss, and a domestic life together. This special gotta be most gayest thing I’ve ever seen in a long in cartoon history. 

[kingofooo]

Adventure Time: Distant Lands - key art

painted by Craig of the Creek character designer Benjamin Anders

design by Hanna K. Nyström

[ultrainfinitepit]

My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.

[ultrainfinitepit]

Local idiot is cone-free and back on his regular sillyzone nonsense.

[numinous-queer]

I am obsessed with the theological implications of this

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every other website: highly tailored ads based off of your personal data

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[thebossbaby-official]

Can you explain that post about the Belle doll collections I don't get it

[oak23]

seeing people’s Disney’s Belle doll collections nowadays

[cheshireelims]

I need this movie in my life now.

[ashleybenlove]

This would make an amazing ask game, y’all. Someone put a movie/show into your ask and you play keep the human and cast the Muppets. 

[thyladestiel]

[drtrinitysantos]

[kingofooo]

by storyboard revisionist Megan Fisher

[kingofooo]

Obsidian Glass People concept drawings by character designer Seo Kim

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

some contenders for ATLA’s sauciest MILF

Haru’s mom 

Pros

- small business owner 

- takes no shit 

- silver fox look going on 

- Cheekbones™ 

-  could probably ride an ostrich horse

Cons

- let Haru grow that mustache 

- does she have a name? Who knows? 

- discouraged fighting cops 

- didn’t let Haru earthbend (which valid) but was cool with the avatar, two water tribe kids, and a ten ton flying bison crashing in her barn. One of those things is definitely going to draw some attention from those fire nation soldiers you’re trying to avoid. Pick a lane, lady. 

Poppy Beifong 

Pros 

- loaded 

- would provide food 

- Toph actually missed her when she ran away so she’s semi-Toph approved 

- her hair….it’s so big

- not only has a first name, but a last name too 

- objectively very pretty 

Cons 

- ableist 

- was apparently fine with letting Lao set bounty hunters after Toph 

- probably supports cops 

- if ATLA were to have a Real Housewives, this lady would be the star 

- okay what was up with the Beifongs just sitting in a makeshift throne room? You’re rich, not royalty. Get over yourselves. 

- definitely cannot ride an ostrich horse 

Sela 

Pros

- said ACAB

- objectively a Whole Cutie 

- perfected the messy bun Look™ 

- protective af 

- I know it was unfair for her to tell Zuko to leave after he fought the earthbenders, but can we appreciate how this woman, who’s family and country have been in danger from the fire nation for her entire life, watches Zuko go absolutely feral swinging swords and throwing flames, steps in front of her kid and goes “nope, not a step closer”. Fucking fearless. 

- can  probably ride an ostrich horse 

Cons

- kid was a shit-stirrer 

- can’t fight cops 

Ursa

Pros

- Zuko-approved 

- down with regicide 

- an objective hottie 

- actual royalty 

- likes turtleducks 

- theater nerd

Cons

- theater nerd 

- whether or not you think Ursa treated Azula right, the objective fact is that Ursa left Azula with the impression that she thought Azula was a heartless monster and that impression left a lasting psychological impact 

- oh boy we are not going to get into the comics…but yikes 

Kya 

Pros 

- sacrificed herself to save Katara 

- lead the Fire Nation to believe that there were no more waterbenders in the Southern Water Tribe, not only allowing her daughter to live then but ensuring the safety of her village and her children for after she was gone 

- snagged Hakoda (ATLA’s Spiciest DILF) 

- There’s strong evidence that she was, in fact, the chief of the Southern Water Tribe. Get it queen. 

- has probably never seen an ostrich horse but I would bet money that Kya put everyone else to shame with ice dodging 

- knockout gorgeous 

Cons

- idk how saucy one can be considered when they’re dead 

[valtsv]

me when the thing i'm creating doesn't turn out looking exactly like how i imagined it in my head