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unpopular opinion: percy being scared of annabeth in their relationship stems more from his insecurity of being a bad boyfriend than any actual fear that he has of annabeth or any bad trait of annabeth herself.

imo it's coming from the same place of whenever he says "I thought annabeth was going to punch me, but she kissed me instead"

boilingcowboy

listen i love the “wise girl” and “seaweed brain” nicknames as much as the next person but i also think we should not ignore the fact that annabeth called percy “sunshine” because it’s just too cute to ignore

justlikearat

idc if this is a hot take but im tired of seeing leo vs annabeth discourse over whos smarter, like its not even comparable theyre smart in totally different directions.

in the same way i wouldnt have annabeth build me a gundum i wouldn't have leo break me out of a maximum security prison, (bad examples please bear with me yk i mean) . like why are we pitting them against each other? theyre both smart in different ways and its honestly not comparable.

why must we pit two queens against each other, when the real enemy is right in front of us (the real enemy is toxicity in the pjo fandom)

#it’s almost like there aren’t several different types of intelligence:/

desde el eliseo :)

will solace making a tiktok that’s just “ranking weird places my boyfriend has suddenly fallen asleep”

queenjunothegreat

One thing I've noticed is that Rick has an 0BSESSION with making any semi-important character a head counselor for literally no reason. It makes sense for some characters, but not everyone who is good at what they do is interested in leading. There was NO reason to make Clovis a counselor. Like, I understand that some of them are important because they're counselors, but the reverse doesn't HAVE to be true. Take my hand. I'm going to fix this random little nitpick.

ottpopfic

Piper becoming head counselor and then immediately fucking off core

jinngerleaf

if we're talking purely based on vibe i think conan grey should play nico di angelo

minty-mythos

Annabeth: I’m having a midlife crisis, and I’m only 25!

Percy: Rookie numbers dude, I had mine at 15.

Everyone: ...

Percy: You will not, under any circumstances, catch me living past 30.

simpingforpjo

Sometimes I forget how unhinged pjo is like what do you mean "Piper didn't want to get yelled at by a three legged table"

#me neither tbf

knifedog

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

knifedog

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

toasthaste

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

ruegarding

i never want to read annabeth being surprised percy is intelligent ever again in any way at any point for any reason.

copperplatescript

marvel characters who are false advertising

ant-man: he can be ANY SIZE not just ant-sized

cyclops: this fucker has TWO eyes not just one

winter soldier: he is there all year round

wolverine: doesn’t wear a wolverine fursuit. you’d think he was a furry but no he isn’t

shofarsogood

Iron Man: suit made out of a gold-titanium alloy

Spider Man: only four limbs, doesn’t shoot web out his butt

denimsnake

mr. fantastic: he is awful

kawree

Black Widow: also only four limbs, also doesn’t shoot web out her butt, white

The Incredible Hulk: has 7 Ph.Ds when not angry and therefore is in fact actually quite credible

owl-in-your-pocket

“actually quite credible“

just-call-me-zinnia

I like how he only has the Ph.Ds when he’s not angry. Like, every time he gets angry they take away his Ph.Ds and he only gets them back when he calms down.