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Im having a dream
Im nude and im shining like a blinding light and it sucks
Im having a dream
Don’t hire this cleaning service
i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do
I just wanna see if I get flagged or not skdksksk
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The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off
This makes me so happy ☺️
Yesssss😭 I damn near cried
I LOVE THIS OMFG
YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!
Can someone help me understand I wanna cry to ..I feel something went over my head
The woman in the bathroom is trans and is scared that if she comes out of the stall the women that walked in will insult or harass her. but when she comes out they compliment her on her dress instead. The add ends with saying “stress tested for women.” It means Secret is including trans women in their definition of women.
I have reblogged this three times now, each one mentioning the fact that Secret not only included a trans woman, but that they /had the other women compliment her dress and treat her with respect/. I will reblog this every time I see it because it’s so important. More companies should involve trans people in their marketing - we do exist. Props to Secret for getting in on this movement. It makes me really happy to see more of the trans community represented in daily television.
us here in 15-20 minutes when @staff pulls the plug
(via Li4mricee)
STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG
drink water. eat ass. vote.
So long story short I got got drunk and made a bunch of musical theater versions of the Party Rock Anthem/Uptown Girl meme (see here).
And it works with A LOT of stuff. Not everything is perfect. But they’re all bangers. Here’s an indefinite list (with links):
Anything Goes
Into the Woods
The Election of 1800 (Hamilton)
You’ll Be Back (Hamilton)
Totally Fucked (Spring Awakening)
Brooklyn’s Here (Newsies)
Carrying the Banner (Newsies
One (A Chorus Line)
Good Morning Baltimore (Hairspray)
La Vie Boheme (Rent)
Revolting Children (Matilda)
Sherry (Jersey Boys)
I Feel The Earth (Beautiful)
His Name Is Lancelot (Spamalot)
What You Want (Legally Blonde)
Consider Yourself (Oliver)
A Musical (Something Rotten)
Phantom of the Opera
If I Were A Rich Man (Fiddler on the Roof)
Ya Got Trouble (The Music Man)
What Baking Can Do (Waitress)
Sit Down You’re Rockin’ The Boat (Guys and Dolls)
Three Letters (She Loves Me)
Don’t Break The Rules (Catch Me If You Can)
Kick It Up A Notch (Starship)
Pitiful Children (Be More Chill)
Secret Recipes To Try At Home
Here are the instructions since people keep asking!
Panera Mac N Cheese Wendy’s Frosty Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce Chick-Fil-A Nuggets Starbucks Frappucino P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits Sonic Cherry Limeade
Holy fuck
Oh shit boys
As someone who has worked in a professional haunted house, give me a second to give some quick reminders
Respect the fucking age minimum. If the recommended age is 18+ DO NOT BRING YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN TO THIS HAUNT! That age minimum is there for a reason. It’s not a silly “boo, your scared” haunt. If you bring your child, THEY WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES! THEY MIGHT NEED THERAPY! No, actors won’t “go easy” on kids if there’s an age minimum recommendation
Don’t come drunk or under the influence. Seriously, people are unpredictable when they get scared, they’re double that when under the influence of mind altering substances
Go through touch haunts AT YOUR OWN RISK. Touch haunts are places that can legally touch you (actors trip you, hit you, poke you, shove you, etc). Most actors at other haunts WILL get in your personal space, but not actually touch you.
Don’t get mad at actors for doing their jobs. Don’t kick, punch, shove, etc haunt actors for scaring your girlfriend or husband. You volunteered for this. You willingly walked into this experience
Seriously, don’t fucking touch actors. I know some peoples natural reaction to being scared is to punch. If you’re one of these people, DO NOT GO TO A HAUNT! You are putting THEIR livelihood at risk AND risking hospitalization
Don’t be afraid to tap out. Many haunted houses have a “safe word” or actor that acts as your guide in the haunted house. Don’t be afraid to tap out. We want you to have fun and be safe. Actors are NOT typically trained in any kind of mental health treatment (so they’re no use if you have a panic attack), and may or may not be CPR trained
Do not fucking touch the props. Seriously, haunts are expensive to put together and maintain
Lastly, don’t support mckamey manor. It is an unethical garbage heap of a “haunted house” that’s just torture porn for the owner who DOES NOT respect safe words and has endangered animals.
not to start drama in the history fandom but some of yall out there have really bad opinions and also no critical thinking skills
also while I’m here: historical figures aren’t your fandom faves. they’re real people who had profound and often terrible effects on other real people. you can’t apply fandom logic to them. you can’t fill in the blanks with no evidence other than you like the idea. you can’t vilify some of them while simultaneously stanning over “”misunderstood babies”” who committed equal atrocities. and perhaps most importantly of all, you can’t treat real history as “canon” and develop AUs where your fave is exactly how you want them to be with none of the nasty bits attached. that’s not how you read history. that’s how you get a painfully obvious bias which makes your conclusions and contributions useless.
it’s ok u can say hamilton
full disclosure i was talking about the soviet union idk what’s going on in the hamilton sphere and i wanna keep it that way
you’re talking about what
Seth Rogan showed up to my general drawings class in God Tier Dirk Strider cosplay
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yall mind if i
why this look like it was animated into a limestone tablet
I can physically feel the texture of this gif
when theatre kids hear show tunes in public
I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.
Why u gotta be so loud