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cloudmancy

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

cloudmancy

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

: <- a bite mark

easy website

me calming down my vampire horse named website

pseudophan

so it turns out phan is real

areus-in-a-little-cave

disinheritoad

The full set!!!

then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

alexaloraetheris

Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

alexaloraetheris

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

alexaloraetheris

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

alexaloraetheris

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

jvhdb

scumbagsblog

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

derinthescarletpescatarian

Every time I consider making a sandwich I think of this fucking tweet.

The stupid thing is that it puts me in the mindset of being an NPC looking forward to a balanced, delicious, good-looking sandwich, instead of some vegemite half-heartedly smeared between a couple of bits of bread. So now I'm like "well if my goal is Sandwich, it should be a good sandwich". I mean it's gotta look good in the thought bubble right? Some guy wandering around in a computer game would be imagining a picture of a ham and cheese toastie AT MINIMUM, probably with tomato and some greens in there. Possibly he'd imagine a full on sub sandwich.

I have started putting actual effort into making tastier, prettier sandwiches. Because of this fucking tweet.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#tricked into eating healthy by autism wanting the meme to be happy

Okay listen,

lettering-is-my-music

“We didn’t have all this autism when I was a kid”

Yea, you had changelings and demonic possession and “brats” and “back talk”, and kids that were “not all there”, your aunt who’s “crazy”, and your second cousin no one ever talks about cuz he’s “special”, and if you’re fucking lucky, your elder uncle who lives a nice quiet life with his 70 lego sets and writes grocery stores about changing the light bulbs cuz they’re too harsh.

fridakahloblvd

not to put this user on blast, but ohmygod this may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 😭😭

sentientsky

hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)