chaotic neutral

you want it? I reblog it!

[itsthebigstevo]

Best* *Adult* *game 2021. More* 1 766 928 Sexy* *girls* .Online. ->

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kayceeinhawaii]

powerful

[rawremodino]

Mahu is the hawaiian word for people who embody both male and female spirit

[dekayingtree]

PSA: The Hawai'ian people actually prefer the term “māhūlani” which is a lot nicer and a term of endearment. “lani” is the Hawai'ian word for heaven so by saying māhūlani you are calling the person a gift from the heavens. Thank you so much! ^_^

[anxietyproblem]

Follow us @anxietyproblem​

[sabertoothwalrus]

what am I supposed to do when I’m at work and a customer asks “do you use chip?” and I say “yes but we don’t use salsa” and they don’t even laugh

[sabertoothwalrus]

the first customer I tried this joke on was like the epitome of White Dad™️ and after I said it his face was stoic but his eyes swelled with extreme pride

[zanukavat]

Alex Hirsch is a treasure 

[classicmeevs]

When your mom makes food and she’s like “who’s hungry!”

[twitterlols]

[catchymemes]

[crayola-cuntasaurus-rex]

Everytime I see this my mood instantly lifts

[30-minute-memes]

[littledeludeddupes]

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

while two snakes FUCK to the death

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[itsthebigstevo]

This is actually more than likely due to a rolling shudder on your camera! Check out this video!

https://youtu.be/nP1elMR5qjc

[therealmadlaugher]

This image still makes me laugh

[powerfulwizard]

Find out your GAY NAME!

Your first name +

gets down on one knee

My last name

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[maybeantonioj]

Bruh what

[solelyauthentic]

That’s a foot right?

[toastbutteregg]

[perpetually-pursued-by-a-bear]

Good news, tungle.hellsite, the first positive update we’ve had in years lets you write text posts with MAXIMUM GAY! Absolutely RAGING homosexuality on main!

[paranoidrobots]

for the people for whom it doesn’t work

[praesaepe]

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

[paper-mario-wiki]

game theory:

which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?

[paper-mario-wiki]

current first place: Mr. Mime. Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime