A Really Cool Hat.

addicted to all-you-can-eat buffets. Follow me on instagram @kinkypaddle

[miniangel]

what’s the mood tonite

[android1000]

[baekphia]

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

[d4c]

[knowwhatimeme]

[memesonthehour]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twiststreet]

[originaldoll99]

why

[mxnrique]

LET HER SPEAK

[purified-zone]

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

[i-am-a-fish]

this is the most powerful picture I have of myself

[red-crayon]

OP why are your feet censored

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m afraid of a very specific group of people

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

skin as cool as rasputin, russia’s greatest love machine

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

Boy, you think you know what’s happening in this one and then it just knocks you flat, doesn’t it

[left-reminders]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Can I please get a new nurse?

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

how is this a universal experience?

[tasteslikecoconutandmetal]

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

[hyrude]

my french prof: if you’re talking about a girl cat, you still have to use the masculine. “une chatte” is something… related to cats, but it’s inappropriate and you don’t have any reason to be using it in the context of this class. don’t use it anymore please

everyone for the next 10 minutes: pussy? oh, pussy? pussy? is it pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy?

[topmemesdeluxe]

When my boyfriend says “wig” in front of the cashier at Michaels while we’re buying Christmas ornaments and I know our cover is blown as a gay couple and he just outed himself as a bottom

[latterdaytaints]

You were two men buying Christmas ornaments in a craft store. There was never a cover believed that you were a couple of straight bros

[topmemesdeluxe]

I hate y’all

[dankmemeuniversity]

[woodmeat]

Go to work, clock in, immediately take a 20 minute shit

[novaxzen-deactivated20230711]

Lol I’m the opposite, I wait until the end and then take a shit. Get that overtime haha

[woodmeat]

[pochowek]

new gender binary