my mom: do you know the lords prayer?
me, lying: of course i do.
my mom: say it then.
me: in brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. let those who worship evil's might bewaree my power. green lanterns light.
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my mom: do you know the lords prayer?
me, lying: of course i do.
my mom: say it then.
me: in brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. let those who worship evil's might bewaree my power. green lanterns light.
just saw this toddler called archie run into the road whilst his mom wasn't looking as we're waiting for the bus and these teenage boys passing by immediately ran after him and picked him up before anything bad happened. tell me why thats the cutest thing ever
does anyone else have a fear that no one will show up for their birthday? because that's actually happened to me twice now
my friend and i will be conceiving a child on the 8th june 2027 with the hopes it will be born on a leap day in 2028.... stay tuned
Telling Lucifer Morningstar You're Pregnant Headcannons
this is my first time writing for hazbin hotel so be prepared
Lucifer Morningstar x f!reader
You hadn't been feeling well for a couple of days now
You were sure it was nothing but Lucifer was getting increasingly worried, especially with the annual extermination right around the corner
You decided to take a pregnancy test not really expecting anything of it whilst Lucifer went to visit Charlies hotel for the first time
You felt really bad about missing it but you've been throwing up all morning :(
When the test came back positive you couldn't help but to just stare at it in shock for several minutes
Just to be safe you did 2 more (they were all positive)
After the initial shock wore off you were more than excited about having your first baby!!!
But what would Lucifer say?????
He had already been through parenthood with Charlie
Would he really want another child???
These thoughts ate at you for a while
Eventually, you shook your head and decided to try and be more positive about how he would react to this
Now you just had to think about how you were going to break the news....
By the time Lucifer got home it was beginning to get dark
He came bouncing into your room ready to tell you all about how he had bonded with Charlie
You let him ramble on for a bit with a smile on your face, laughing when he grimaced about how he had to speak to Adam earlier
"Overall, I think it was a successful day. How are you feeling? Did you call that doctor I mentioned?"
"No, I actually feel alot better. I've actually been making something for Charlie for her new hotel!"
"That's so thoughtful, my love. What have you made?"
You nervously pulled out a little box, inside containing a bright yellow duck with the words "Best Big Sister" written in black on its chest
Lucifer stared at the present with a puzzled expression
"But.... Charlie's an only child..."
"Not anymore, sweetie"
He still didn't seem to understand what you were trying to say
So instead, you reached for your nightstand and pulled your positive pregnancy test out of the drawer, handing it to him
"I'm pregnant..."
..................
No one spoke for a solid 5 minutes
He just stared dumbfounded at the test in his hand
You were too scared to say anything, feeling it best he takes as long as he needs to process the big news
Until you saw his eyes well up with tears
"You're having a baby?" his voice came out in barely a whisper
"We're having a baby, sweetie."
He dropped the test and flung himself around you, pulling you into a bone crushing hug
"We're having a baby!!!! I'm going to be a father again!"
Safe to say he was ecstatic
people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
"Oh can I see what stuff you see on Tumblr?"
i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat
a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence
what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb
my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE
the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides
also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.
that’s horrifying! thank you
I mean yeah? Bone meal and blood meal are common fertilizers for plants.
And plants' roots actively forage, seeking out the areas of the most nutrients as they grow, so it makes sense
"What are corpses on the ground but uncooked steaks for some tree" is my new favorite quote
"We're together in every universe" this "we'll always find eachother" that. What about this is the only universe that we're together in. What about there is no other way this could have worked. What about this is the only place that we have found each other. And goddamn it if we aren't going to make the most of it.
“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”
My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
So, as you know, or don't, an employee got fired from Starbucks and they posted all the recipes online =)
part 1
part 2/2
reblog to fuck starbuck
Why do racists not fear God?
Because the church can't call out abuse or racism.
[image description: a tweet by user @indigenousAI saying
“fun fact: as a DV survivor i cannot register to vote because doing so makes my address public. anyone who is fleeing or hiding from an abuser is automatically disenfranchised from the political process and this is a feature, not a bug”]
I don’t know of the original poster might not be aware
but!
if you’ve been a victim of domestic violence, sexual assault, or stalking, you can enroll into the address confidentiality program (free of cost!) and be registered to vote as an absentee voter and your name and address will not be made available for the public
it is super easy to get enrolled - the application takes like 5 minutes, but it has to be with someone who is certified to do it (most likely an advocate! try going to a family justice center in your area or calling the Attorney Generals office in your area!!!!)
ALSO :
you don’t need to have any police reports or have a protection order to qualify!!! you just have to sign stating that you’ve been a victim of one of the aforementioned crimes.
Links to the info for every state in the Wikipedia article:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Address_confidentiality_program
Address confidentiality program - Wikipedia
Reposting as Primaries and General Voting are coming up.
@acebelle
someone: hi
me: did you know the narrative that school shooters in the US are all bullying victims is false and originates from inaccurate coverage of one of the most infamous school shootings, the columbine shooting? in reality the columbine shooters were reactionaries who isolated themselves deliberately and followed an ideology that positioned them "above" the rest. so, a lot of school shooters are actually ideologically motivated rather than revenge motivated. no one knows this and the media paints these murderers as victims. do you want to know what the columbine effect is? also I have a lot to say about "stranger danger" as a conservative fear campaign to promote the isolated nuclear family
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
Thinking about... Grieving the undead.
You aren't dead, but you're moving 12 hours away.
You aren't dead, but you're leaving our friend group.
You aren't dead but you've moved to a different state and now we text twice a year.
You aren't dead but you blocked me.
You aren't dead but we stopped talking, not on purpose but so long ago that I wouldn't even know what to say to you now.
You aren't dead but you're a stranger to me now.
You aren't dead but we lost touch and now I don't even remember your username.
You aren't dead but I ended things with you and now we never speak.
You aren't dead but I still have to grieve you. Whether I'd change it if I could or not, you're still a presence that I'm used to and now you won't be there anymore.
And so I grieve.