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Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall - Confucius. 19/Alpha Phi/Toronto/Guyanese

[unclefather]

[royalwildflowers]

me: i’m gonna Date

*opens a dating app*

me: never mind i’ll try again next year

[yeoja]

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

[gothhabiba]

ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

[wunderhorntanz]

not to forget its twin “i know (roughly) what you’re saying, but what are those words?”

[blagdogs-tveiter-tot]

Plus the secret triplet “I managed to get your drift but I don’t know how to answer you”.

[unclefather]

[hundondestiny]

Can these directors please learn to use dark palettes without making all the details in the shots imperceiveable? I can’t fucking see!!!

[vivaciousarcanist]

the characters: go into a darker room me:

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[cravings]

dad: are you learning french

me:

[just-shower-thoughts]

One fly flies, but many flies fly.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue

[hydro-homies]

Come back with a warrant

[brucebocchi]

[cr1me]

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[knightdysphoria]

This is the funniest comment I’ve ever seen.

[memewhore]

[bitchread]

vegan instagrammer: *posts picture of avocado on toast*

1st comment: 😍 Recipe?

[dankmemeuniversity]