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tastefullyoffensive

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

kathereal

The baby yell

emotiona1shorty

She’s such a patient mom

beardycarrot

I love watching animal problem-solving. Just seeing them step back and think for a minute, analyzing a situation and thinking about how best to approach it instead of just immediately trying something.

raddestbabe

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

lucifers-spider-deactivated2020

Dean: I’m really into dark humor

Castiel, turning off the light: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

candyredterezii

none of those kids in Polar Express had names huh.

candyredterezii

oh right they probably weren’t 13 yet okay

aspiringwatcher

what the FUCK does that mean

candyredterezii

you can NOT be asking that question with that icon nice try.

vuitton

niggazinmoscow

Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this.

commandtower-solring-go-deactiv

This is what its like serving people. People want straight answers to questions they fundamentally don’t understand. They don’t even understand the language you use. There is a very definite answer to what ‘wifi’ is, but a lot of oldies have their own understanding which is seperate from fact, but they believe to be fact. So when you try to explain it to them it gets to a point where they not only don’t understand it, but they don’t want to understand it.

These people here, its not that they don’t understand the tech at hand. Its that they simply don’t want to. And so they never will.

acegodzilla

decodering

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

decodering

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

xxxtictacion

That last one honestly belongs in hell

an-alarming-number-of-bees

Future super villains

iamthespaceboy

Can’t believe this got better

gaycism

The last one should include decimals to make it even more spicy

ruinedchildhood

humorrelated

reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water

untrwasserliebe

literally just drank water

humorrelated

you’re welcome

everythingfox

Majestic red marble fox

coelasquid

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.

And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

death-limes

holy fucking jesus tits reblog to save a life

solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2

OK I actually got a full on A* for GCSE Chemistry and if I ever knew this I’ve forgotten it. Seriously reblog this.

xavea

Also don’t use bleach to clean up if your cat pees outside the littlerbox (or urine in general for that matter, species doesn’t really matter here I think). I did that in a small space and it took me a bit of coughing and wheezing and wanting to tear my eyes out before I went, “wait, fuck, I just gassed myself”.

Be aware of the chemicals you are using even if they are natural cleaners.

lovesexandhumor

16 Common Product Combinations You Should Never Mix