Dio

I'm here for a good time, not a long one.

[angelicguy]

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

[pixielight-dee-foxfire]

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

[bluesargentsclues]

Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:

[sunspira]

[droewyn]

tumblr having a normal one, I see

[grantairefanclub-remade]

wakey wakey eggs and

sin

[someemochick]

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

[lorddarkfetus-deactivated201503]

supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast

[tuherrus]

quality content for you

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text

[dipterrah]

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[guerrillatech]

[computationalcalculator]

The Cancellation of Socrates - Jacques Louis David, 1787

[zsnes]

creepypasta

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

[daytimerain]

“my mother and my parents”

[zsnes]

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

[funnytwittertweets]

[pikipikipek]

[maturina]

[haileythesato]

finally stopped playing resident evil village long enough to draw this idea.

He made me beef pilaf when no one else would!! >;0

[its-deputy-caleb]

i’m sorry if this has been done before but i couldn’t help myself

[its-deputy-caleb]

i’m not sorry

[nothingtoseeheremovealongpeeps]

C! Milfboss my beloved

[toesuckler]

[cottagecore]

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

[ribcageflutes]

I HAVE A CHUNKY ORANGE FARM CAT

his name is bathtub

[cottagecore]

oh i love bathtub

[lady-raziel]

joe and kamala said i get to have an extra 30 minutes in the ball pit