it ain't the money

and it sure as hell ain't just for the fame

[itxaintxthexmoney]

💚 - ENVY - What is my muse jealous of? Is it someone else’s power or privilege? Is it something about their relationship?

The earlier gen synths that weren’t made of meat.... if he could get himself installed on one of those chassis he’d be perfect... 

[itxaintxthexmoney]

"I’m not gonna let you goad me into this, I know what you’re trying to do."

“You do?” An interrogative head-tilt, just four degrees to the left, and a quick grin at the ghoul. “I’d be thrilled to hear it.”

[itxaintxthexmoney]

greed!

💰 - GREED - What does my muse hoard, what do they need all of, what will they stop at nothing to get?

“I need pretty pocket squares. Pretty knives are also important, but I encounter more pretty pocket squares every day. I would potentially murder someone to take their pretty pocket square. I probably wouldn’t, because it takes some effort to cover up a murder, especially if it’s unplanned, plus what if I got blood on the pocket square when I killed them? It would be easier to just take it from them without murdering them, perhaps in exchange for goods or currency.”

[itxaintxthexmoney]

[[ picture stian being offered, fsr, a job bodyguardin’ instead of body-creatin’ as it were. from his end, he’s tweaked his hud’s flagging system to keep himself aware of threats to the flagged individual and keep their safety a priority mission target; from the observer’s point of view, this person has a flashy but not-particularly-physically-imposing dude (he’s about 5′10 and not Built) very obviously hanging out Fake Casually about six feet away at all times looking like .... idk a fuckin PR guy. their agent or smth. but somebody steps to them n he pounces in absolute glee bc this is his job :D he’s For this :D maybe his flagged individual will tell him he was Good :D ]]

[itxaintxthexmoney]

bless me daddy for ive been bad....................... I.......................]]

someone told him this as a joke and he’s said it ever since :^)

[itxaintxthexmoney]

[[ i feel bad for any priest who gets stuck in the other half of the booth with this individual honestly ]]

[itxaintxthexmoney]

sebastian in the confessional and it’s like “bless me daddy for i’ve been bad. it’s been two weeks since my last confession and in that time i lied to a starbucks barista. i lied to a toll bridge employee. i lied to three police officers and a game warden. i lied to a subway sandwich artist. i lied to two more police officers. i forgot to say my prayers one night before i went to bed. i killed one person. i said a swear word, but i was tricked into doing it. i lied to the connecticut department of motor vehicles. i was jealous of someone’s pretty pocket square.”

[itxaintxthexmoney]

🛏️

🛏️ - SLOTH - What responsibilities does my muse shy away from?  What do they put off, what are the tasks in their life they procrastinate or abdicate entirely?

“Every morning my HUD reminds me that it’s been 17XX days since I last checked for software updates, and 17XX days since I last submitted my logs, and 17XX days since I last updated my security files, and every morning I have to eye-swipe ‘ignore’ on all of the alerts all over again.”

“I also never file my taxes B^)”

[serelia-evensong]

Six Deadly Sinday

You read that right.  Look, sex is great, I love sex, but there are a million other prompts today celebrating that sin.  Shout outs to the rest.

Send me one of the following to learn about my muse:

💪 - PRIDE - What is my muse proud of about themselves?  In particular what do they lord over others, intentionally or unintentionally?

💰 - GREED - What does my muse hoard, what do they need all of, what will they stop at nothing to get?

💚 - ENVY - What is my muse jealous of?  Is it someone else’s power or privilege?  Is it something about their relationship?

🍖 - GLUTTONY - What are my muses Vices?  What do they indulge in to the point of self harm or health risk?  What do they not know when to stop?

🛏️ - SLOTH - What responsibilities does my muse shy away from?  What do they put off, what are the tasks in their life they procrastinate or abdicate entirely?

⏪  - REVERSE - Send this with any of the above to have my Muse tell you what they think your characters Pride, Greed, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, or Sloth is.

For any of the above, if the emoji isn’t available feel free to just send the word!  Enjoy, and get your six sins on!

[eoleolhan-a]

♫ stian. { @itxaintxthexmoney ]

i.  do it all the time - i don’t know how but they found me ii. once in a lifetime - talking heads iii. love/paranoia - tame impala iv. are ‘friends’ electric? - gary numan / tubeway army v. 1984 - david bowie vi. blue monday - new order vii. infra-red - placebo viii. terrible things - brick + mortar ix. harder, better, faster, stronger - daft punk x.  the bureau - gerard way

[itxaintxthexmoney]

"give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous."

B^) “Okay! If I’m thinking about murder, I’ll turn on this little warning light.”

the little warning light immediately is lit and remains lit forever

[trashmemes]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS I  —   quotes pulled from the youtube series hosted by ryan bergara and shane madej. feel free to make alterations.

i’m gonna be so pissed off if we die. 

that sounds like a bad idea, and i love it.

if you’re gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have some fun with it.

this is what happens when people don’t have hobbies.

did you just call the demon a motherfucker?

i got a life-changing thing to tell you here.

we’re friends. it’s a friendship.

there’s something weird going on in this little town.

i’m about to die for the internet.

enough of you being a phony and a liar.

keep in mind we have to spend the night here.

this place is a living nightmare.

i was doing some heteronormative bullshit!

well, i think we can never show our faces here ever again.

doesn’t that sound great? wouldn’t’ you like to be haunted by me?

i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake.

maybe it’s about to get a whole lot weirder.

you’re my friend! i would be concerned if you disappeared!

i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do.

give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous.

can you just look a little bit worried?

i’m starting to think you want to die.

any extra time with you is a punishment.

you seem to be well-versed in the arts of sexual deviance.

sexiness is relative, motherfucker! 

i’d say about half of it i don’t remember doing.

did you just wink at me?

we’re just two guys sitting in a tub. 

i got so distracted by the tongue thing.

my fucking heart almost exploded, dude.

don’t just claim i killed jfk.

you know how much of a pyschopath you have to be to enjoy that?

your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting. 

i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but i’m dismissing it.

this has been a huge waste of time.

[programmablesoul]

fancycoatpossum​:

Yarrow doesn’t see anyone enter, because his back’s to the door – he sees Sam react, and he hears “Hello, Cousin!” and only a moment later, and not even in a ruder tone of voice, “Hello, Scout! How are you today?” “Hi,” Yarrow replies to the other BLU Spy, while paying extreme attention to moving a single sausage from the hotplate to his own plate and super studiously arranging it so it doesn’t touch any of the apple slices he’s already loaded the plate with.

“Hi!” Sam says, a little too loudly. “Hi, I – hello! I didn’t hear you come in.” 

Was jumping away from Sam a mistake? Probably, but not doing so would have probably been a mistake, too – or maybe not, really. He really ought to spend more time with Stian, Sam thinks, rather guiltily. “Ah – how are you?”

His brain catches up to his ears and he adds hasily, “and we’re fine! Good morning!” Is he blushing? His face feels warm, he’s probably blushing – hell.

[itxaintxthexmoney]

Stian’s analysis of the situation:

There’s an enemy scout in his base!

But it’s off-duty hours, so it doesn’t matter.

Off-duty-hours intermural interactions are often real good gossip, and gossip is an important part of socializing with one’s teammates!

But everyone knows his cousin spends time with this Scout. This is low-quality and thus low-reward gossip.

Since there is neither a threat nor an incentive, he chooses not to bother wasting any conscious cycles on analyzing anything. Nevertheless a sensor notices the changing color of Sam’s face, double-checks its own calibration to confirm it, a relatively-poorly-written and not-very-well-educated,-either program dedicated to interpreting human body language spits up an awareness of what a blush is and what reasons Wikipedia gives for it to happen, and something indefinable within Sebastian’s code tells him: this is funny. It’s unimportant, but it’s funny. :-)

He grins his cute little grin at Sam and the Scout and echoes, “Good morning! Are you having breakfast?”

The Scout says: “No, this is ***** brunch.” (The Scout is also blushing! This is even funnier, because now it’s about a human, and a human on the other team, no less.)

[rp-starters-ask-box-fillers]

Send a rumour that your muse has heard about mine.

[itxaintxthexmoney]

[[ randomly but stian makes AMAZING biscuits. one of the little old ladies who lives in the bungalow next door to The Merry Knives of Windsor taught him and the secret technique is cutting the butter into the flour and stian’s knife skills make his biscuits so flakey and melt-in-your-mouth it’s really unfair that a machine -- a machine from connecticut --  made this biscuit ]]

[temporalkingdom]

Cuboctahedron made of carrot

[nicematrixed]

fluff & softness starters // accepting!

   ↪ @itxaintxthexmoney​ said “Listen, we don’t have to fight, we can both be adorable.”

       as much as yes man played the part of the happy-go-lucky friend to everyone, he wasn’t naïve. usually, anyone else that handed out compliments had something up their sleeve ( literally ) or an ulterior motive than just flattery. but, he decided to play along with it for now, and gave a cheery grin. “ sure we can! it’s so nice to meet someone else out here who appreciates friendship instead of firepower! ” 

[itxaintxthexmoney]

Sebastian answered the other individual’s grin with a brief showing of his own, which he considers to be very cheeky and cute. “Are they opposed? Why not friendship and firepower? Cuteness and cutlery!”