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@iugulare-mortuos
Yeah, so this blog is pretty much dead. I had fun with it, and I appreciate the people I met through it, but I’m really not going to use it anymore aside from occasionally reblogging posts to be able to find them later. So I guess this is officially my goodbye.
Love you guys,
Aster
so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!
(listen with headphones if possible!)
(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS GAVE ME CHILLSSSSSSSSSS IM SUCH A MSUIC NERDDD HAAAFSDJKNMGSKDJKNMSDGHJKNGGSD I LOVE ITTTTTTTTT ITS SO GOOOOD DGNKMSJKNFSDJHSDG
WHAT THE HELL THIS IS SO GOOD??????? I LOVE THIS???????
Holy shit I only saw one version of this and oh my god I love this so much!!
i’d watch an entire series about bodybuilders in a tiny town
bodybuilders in a tiny town
what things will they lift
Each others spirits
The Good Place (2016-2020) Created by Michael Schur
You can only reblog this on the 3st of January
It’s the 3st already??
aw gees nearly missed it!
good god when the clicky noises in the dean winchester rebel just for kicks amv hit.........
Whoever made this is a fucking genius!!!
I can watch it all day long!
This? Art of videography.
In honor of Aly & AJ re-releasing Potential Breakup Song but with explicit language, I need to know: if you could add swears to any song from your childhood, what song would it be and which lyric?
‘Nuff said
I would pay good money to hear take a hint with swear words
It already exists! Sung by Meghan Kabir, who is one of the original writers of the song.
@fuckyeahfuck
@mew-cake
Step 1: get sword
Step 2:
Kill
@therubyjailcell
If you play..
Bohemian Rhapsody at 23:55:53 you will start your new year right at the metal part
We Are The Champions at 23:58:10 you will start your new year at the last chorus
Another One Bites The Dust at 23:57:13 you will start your new year where he hits that “well im ready, yes im ready for you”
Body Language at 23:59:14 you will start your new year at “dont talk”
Liar at 23:45:42 you will start your new year at the “mama im gonna be your slave” part
Crazy Little Thing Called Love(Live At Wembley Stadium 86) at 23:58:01 you will start your new year by Roger Taylor saying “Ready Freddie?”
Don’t Stop Me Now at 23:57:59 you will start your new year at the “dont stop me, dont stop me”
In The Lap Of The Gods just right at midnight to hear more of my boi Roggies falsetto
Flick Of The Wrist at 23:59:05 you will start your new year with the first “flick of the wrist”
A Kind Of Magic at 23:59:46 to hear mr johnny D chime in with his bass at midnight
Killer Queen at 23:58:46 to start of 2019 “fastidious and precise“
Fat Bottomed Girls at 23:57:15 you will start of 2019 by getting on your bike and riding
@thebibliosphere for all your Queen-playing needs
i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying ’where are you? who are you?’ from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonely
things that humans have sent to space as a friendly gesture that make me cry my eyes out:
- whale songs
- sounds of footsteps, laughter and a kiss
- an hour-long recording of the brainwaves of someone who was, among other thoughts, thinking about what it is like to fall in love
- an illustration of two people holding hands
- so many sentences in almost 60 languages, including these: ’Friends of space, how are you all? Have you eaten yet? Come visit us if you have time.’ ’Greetings from a computer programmer in a small university town on planet Earth.’ ’Are you well?’ ’We are happy here and you be happy there.’ ’How's everyone? We all very much wish to meet you, if you're free please come and visit.’ ’Wishing you happiness, health and many years.’ ’Welcome home. It is a pleasure to receive you.’
Steven Yeun ©Ssam Kim // Glass Men
justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”
“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second
“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too
“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good
“for the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justin”
Aaron Earned An Iron Urn
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“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”
“Mmhmm”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok, this is more than a little hilarious.
My favorite is when his friend comes over, reads it, and just nods sagely at him.
It’s the “fuck Aaron” at the end that really warms my homesick-for-Maryland heart.
If your child’s worst fear is disappointing you, facing your anger, or not living up to your expectations, then you have failed as a parent.
Literally my guilty pleasure. I have totally scared my roommate before by imitating incredibly deep voices like the Mortal Kombat line "Fatality".
“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading
If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it’s unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge.
It just became second nature to close all the cupboards first thing in the morning (even though they’d been closed the night before). Which was when things escalated from banging cupboard doors to actually breaking things.
Faucets, door handles, curtain rods ripped from the wall… all the repairs started to add up.
“Look, I didn’t mind having an ethereal roommate, but I can’t afford to keep fixing all this shit. Here’s a pencil and some paper. Just write what’s bothering you–I doubt you could put anything that would be more expensive than having a plumber come out to replace all the faucets again.”
The next morning there’s a scrawl line at the top of the page that devolved into an angry scribbling mess that tore through the page. Two cupboard doors were entirely ripped off.
“I don’t want to get someone in to banish you, but this is ridiculous. Just tell me what you want.”
The second piece of paper is ripped into shreds and several knives are embedded in the wall.
A careful examination of the paper scraps show that it had the same scribbles as the first piece.
A quick trip to the library and a stop at a store later, there are kindergarten workbooks on learning to write spread across the counter.
“Look, I don’t know if you’re just being difficult, but I hope not. So I got an audiobook on learning to read and write, and here are some workbooks for kids–don’t get mad–to teach them their letters. Just press play on the stereo, and work through the books at your own pace. I’ll get more when you finish.”
The first workbook is half-completed before being ripped to pieces, but at least there was no other damage. Replacing it is significantly cheaper than replacing cupboard doors.
It takes awhile, but eventually the workbooks progress to a fifth grade level. These ones are starting to be more costly (they’re bigger, for one thing), but it’s not even the money anymore. Little notes scrawled in a shaky hand appear on the steamy bathroom mirror
Have A gooD dy
Or written in ketchup on the counter (that was a frightening sight the first time)
You R out of MLK
And then one day there’s a message taped to the fridge. The spelling and penmanship isn’t the best, but it’s legible and even signed.
Dear Occupente,
I have haunted this spot for ovr three huner hudre 300 years. My bones are dust and I am fergotN. I do not have wants to trap me. I am here 4 ever.
I am bord. Lonly.
I am sorrY 4 breaking things.
We be frends?
Syncerly Eloise
I love you, Eloise
