♡ DREAMCHASER ♡

i was a billion little pieces ‘til you pulled me into focus astronomy in reverse, it was me who was discovered

[pervocracy]

Parents: This can’t be true about you, you didn’t show any signs when you were younger!

Also parents: *would have destroyed your life if you’d shown any signs when you were younger*

[indigopebbles]

Also parents: *aggressively ignored all signs you’ve ever shown*

[liongoatsnake]

Also parents: *misinterpreted signs when younger and punished you for it*

[inlovesuggest]

whatever you do, don’t imagine your crush in a tux, holding you close, spinning you around in a white dress on the dance floor to your favorite love song…

[shit-dragons-say]

yes im a dragon, yes i eat toes

[shit-dragons-say]

in dis lair, we nom nom on wittle toesies :3

[leafsea]

reasons not to worry, pt. 2 // 2.16.2018

[iustinatti]

@dothackeryggdrasil

[bananajeph-deactivated20180116]

person: why are you so kinky

me: im traumatized

[thebootydiaries]

me,wandering the moors of ireland,jabbing a stick into various bogs: hozier if you’re in there i need you to come out and make new music please

[explicitcherry]

*looks at the moon* well arent you gonna help me bitch

[despazito]

words that were somehow ‘hilarious’ in 2008, feel free to add:

tacos

waffles

zomg

llamas

spleens??

teh

oh ma gawd

glomp

rawr

smexy

derp

[xxx-gl0mpychuu-xxx]

- ermahgerd - nom nom nom

[xxglitterghostxx]

-meh (instead of me or my)

-rofl (i havent seen this used since)

[danielintheyard]

*overwhelmed at the adult toy store* *whispering under breath* The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses th…

[matchagirl]

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

calling in thicc today

[super-affection]

when you finish watching a really sappy romantic thing

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

remember the last time you thought to yourself, this is the best day of my life? you will have days like that again. days where you’re calm and radiating light, where your heart is full of love, where you feel like you will be just fine, despite everything you had to go through. on days like that you’ll know the truth, not the lies that your negative emotions tell you. I hope you have a day like that soon.

[iustinatti]

@dothackeryggdrasil

[retrogamingblog]

Pokemon Snack Charms released by the Pokemon Center

[iustinatti]

@pkmntrainerkatie

[partiez-deactivated20180628]

[iustinatti]

@dothackeryggdrasil

[endivinity]

tiredly scootin her way into your heart

[iustinatti]

@pkmntrainerkatie

[incorrectdanganronpaquotes]

[The AU Where Kyoko Fucking Stares]

Makoto: Um, you’ve… got that wro- uh, Kirigiri? What are you doing!

Kyoko: *standing directly in front of the killer, making eye contact with the heat of 1000 suns, whispering* Plead innocent, I fucking dare you. Are you afraid yet? I can see into your soul, and it makes me sick. There is no way you, or any other criminal, can hide from me. And let me tell you, this is the easy way. Do you want me to make it worse? Think of this stare as Level 2. At Level 10, multiple people have caught on fire. And that’s not even the highest one I’ve got. Now, do you want me to keep staring or are you going to confess for the nice ahoge boy, you fucking piece of trash?

The Blackened: *crying* Just kill me already, please.

Makoto: Hey yeah, what the fuck, Kyoko?