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Kiera | she/her | 18+

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[orangepenguino]

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[emotionalmoss]

i have a story to tell and it can only be told in greentext format

>be me

>13 years old in a psych ward for the first time

>my bathroom is shitty and small but the only place in my room where i have any privacy

>try to calm myself down post-anxiety attack by hiding in the bathroom

>curl up underneath the sink

>slowly calm down after anxiety attack

>remember that earlier i caught a glimpse of some scribbles and drawings underneath the sink

>wonder what it looks like

>turn around to see

>its “HoNk” “:0)” “hOnKhOnKhOnK” “mOtHeRfUcKeR” “:0) :0) :0)” written in purple crayola marker

>immediately go back into an anxiety attack

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[bathroomcube]

[comixextra]

[roach-works]

it’s what they would have wanted

[iobotomypop]

happy moonwalk day

[ketchuplaser]

Moon Dayyyy

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[libraford]

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

[funny-tik-toks]

[brightlotusmoon]

[darker-than-darkstorm]

Slightly-out-of-character Muppets are some of the funniest things in the world to me.

And the Ernie and Bert interaction is actually 100% in-character.

[heedra]

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

[heedra]

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

[beemovieerotica]

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[gunsandfireandshit]

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[resident-idiot-simp]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

People of Clacton, you have the chance to do something very funny.

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[transgenderfabianseacaster]

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