don't keep a man waiting

Requests Open—A new shiny hyperfixation—Writer (sometimes)—Geraskier—Sometimes NSFW Masterlist Sideblog to marin27iswriting. (So if you see someone like with that username, just know it's me, sweetie.)

[old-deerstalker-hat]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I adore this

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[twyllodrus]

1.06 Rare Species / 2.07 Voleth Mier / 3.01 Shaerrawedd

jaskier: *breathes* yarpen: I KNOW! I KNOW I FCKING KNOW

[gwentbleidd]

still my favorite thing about all this is that joey batey really woke up one day, said 'hell yeah queer jaskier' and made thousands of people SO mad

[madnessofmen]

he's a manic pixie dream girl except he's a depressed alcoholic middle aged man

[0dde11eth]

[izzy-hands]

#the blood origin trailer said let’s give the fangirls what they want

[functionally-immortal]

@sargassostories i’m obsessed with your tag rn

bc you’re exceptionally correct

[izzy-hands]

JOEY BATEY The Witcher: Blood Origin press (x)

[my-jokes-are-my-armour]

He has two rings at his necklace. So the forktune came after.

[theindefinitearticle]

"oh how do the pirates in our flag means death just head out in a rowboat and find each other in the middle of the ocean with no maps or anything???"

Never heard of gaydar? Fucking idiot?

[aanakin]

Leslie Jones as Spanish Jackie in Our Flag Means Death (2022-)

[theundergroundwoman]

for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully

[izzy-hands]

The Witcher (2019—) ✦ Our Flag Means Death (2022—)

[yenvengerberg]

#like mother, like daughter

[nyctoheart]

My intention isn’t to BOSS people around. But people who don’t create on tumblr really have to understand that if creators stop posting here, you won’t have anything else to like but maybe memes. If you want content to circle around to your dashboard… you have to pay it forward and reblog. That is why this website is dying. The Ban is not the only reason.

[nyctoheart]

And its like…. people dont even fucking realize how special tumblr is

Tumblr doesn’t have verified checkmarks. Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm to you show ❝The Best Stuff❞. Tumblr doesn’t display how many followers you have. Tumblr isn’t obsessed with subscriptions. 

Tumblr is an even playing field compared to websites like Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube. Which means its up to us, the users, to spread the word of people we enjoy– the way the internet should be.

I’m not asking you to reblog shit you don’t like. I’m not asking you to reblog everything out of pity. But when you see a post you genuinely like, reblog it.

[tywvin-archive]

I think so many people mistake the ‘you should reblog’ message with ‘I’m greedy and all I want is notes’ when it’s really not at all like that.

When creators say they’re discouraged from creating because their posts get no notes, they don’t mean they will refuse to create unless their last edit reaches at least 1k notes. What they mean is that the effort they’re putting into creating something purely out of inspiration and the need to share their passion and creativity with the world is being consumed and forgotten, just like it is on Instagram. Tumblr has changed from having an even reblog-like ratio, or even twice as many reblogs as likes, to being another social media where users consume content instead of sharing it.

We’re not trying to force you to reblog everything or want you to fill your blog with things you don’t like. But Tumblr is built on reblogs and likes. This is not a fast-food company where you can order something, consume it, and then throw it away. The very base of this website is sharing, as opposed to Instagram. Here, likes don’t give our posts exposure, reblogs do.

Notes are not the problem, the fact that you want new content without supporting creators is. So yeah, don’t be surprised if creators stop creating because nobody wants to share their creations.

[ivegotbreadinmypants]

honestly i was looking forward to watching this but holy s h i t are the women so horribly, awfully written. also there is a distinct difference between 'emotional people making a bad, illogical decision because of their morals' and 'a one-note character without an arc who makes shit difficult for shock value'.

just say you cant write compelling conflict and go

[homedepotlightaisle]

you’re laughing? my combat horse just got plinkoed into eeby deeby and you’re laughing???

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[snowylynxx]