CONGA RATS

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[i-am-a-fish]

hold your horses is just genuine good life advice

[learlir]

holding my horses

[beemovieerotica]

[tatzelwurming]

was about to make a post saying “putting the word berry up on a shelf” in response to seeing two -berry posts in a row but then i realized how meaningless and cruel that would be for me to say

[noelle-ism]

Also they would get gross and moldy within a few days so you'd be wasteful as well

[angel-spores]

put it in the freezer instead, cold crunchy treatberry yay :3

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[laterkiss]

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

[laterkiss]

don't even remember posting this

[fung-official]

[margindoodles2407]

🎸🎸🎸

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[dogpuppy]

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[stoopkidlisteningtocsh]

Was feeling Emotions than was quickly hit by very different ones upon opening the comments

[frailgrl-deactivated20161128]

i need like 9 cigarettes and a gunshot to the face

[sickdogs]

[dogpuppy]

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

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