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flash of nothing, conceptual stuff

You love thick dragon tails.

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.

fallout-lou-begas

if you'll consult the graph

do-not-u-dare

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

do-not-u-dare

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

toskarin

VISUAL CALCULUS [Easy: Failure] — At a glance, only the colors are clear. Whatever this little red thing is, with its minuscule strip of white, it looks like...

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Medium: Success] — Like Amongus.

toskarin

YOU — "Amongus..."

KIM KITSURAGI — "This is a crime scene," he furrows his brow.

EMPATHY [Easy: Success] — As if taken by a hideously rapturous headache.

KIM KITSURAGI — "Not *Amongus*."

missstrogen

[gayest i've ever been] I need to wear your soul on a necklace

kidzbopdeathgrips

got pulled over by an anti-intellectual pig (police officer) on my way home from work for thinking and driving. luckily i was able to reason his gun out of his holster and debunk him twice in the skull at point-blank range before driving away safe and sound

advosart

Gardevoir Rei Ayanami

colfy-wolfy

Chubby expy hugging another chubby expy survivor...

had an idea after reading this. it's a lot more experimental (pun unintended) so i've never done something like this before, but i think its cute !

puppetschmovement

hi everyone, puppet again, 6th time terminated in 6 days.

as always, it and its partner are homeless and disabled trans women living purely off donations from tumblr as they keep terminating us both every single day, and we still badly need support as we're going to be fully on the streets again in less than a month. please keep reblogging this aid post, and its paypal is here. anything would be greatly appreciated.

remember: puppet loves you! its always around if anyone wants to talk to it-

puppetpile

hi everyone, puppet again, 5th day in a row getting terminated.

as always, it and its partner are homeless and disabled trans women living purely off donations from tumblr as they keep terminating us both every single day, and we still badly need support as we're going to be fully on the streets again in less than a month. please keep reblogging this aid post, and its paypal is here. anything would be greatly appreciated.

tumblr keeps killing it for begging but we really need a place to stay, n only have less than a month ago to look. please help us find somewhere to go or hell if you live in Seattle, please >-< its so scared..

remember, puppet loves you ! itll always be here for you

tamamoland-of-destinys-demise

can you stop trying to kill it please its been months

damnbluewires

you ever heard a lightning fucking scream?

youre about to

petermorwood

A huge improvement on a Wilhelm Scream.

callmeirony

I think it's a lightning whistler. Incredibly fucking creepy.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2056695143/what-is-the-loud-screeching-sound-during-a-heavy-thunderstorm

parafoxicalk

damnbluewires

you ever heard a lightning fucking scream?

youre about to

petermorwood

A huge improvement on a Wilhelm Scream.

callmeirony

I think it's a lightning whistler. Incredibly fucking creepy.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2056695143/what-is-the-loud-screeching-sound-during-a-heavy-thunderstorm

parafoxicalk

theonion

Grunting with exertion as he hauled the weighty volume out of his satchel, author George R.R. Martin was seen Tuesday handing his agent an unsolicited, 4,000-page manuscript titled “Tuba Man, Scuba Man.” “Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a diving bell to bring jazz to an underwater civilization of mermaids? Well, it’s finally ready!” said a visibly excited Martin, adding that the sprawling undersea tale of musicianship and political maneuvering had been his primary creative focus over the past 15 years.

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