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spam/reblog blog for @patronsaintsofnothing // multi fandom // if I win a reblog contest or somthin, can yall msg me on my main ^^^

[betty-draper]

dev patel as joshua in modern love (2019) dir. john carney

[vibingviking-deactivated2021010]

dev patel in chappie icons

[bi-diego-hargreeves]

when they give diego a boyfriend next season..then y’all will see

[hippophobia]

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 out of context

[transcephalopod]

can we as a society stop giving attention to pride posts and merch stores that don't include lesbians

[icarusofsun]

[therealwoodsyowl-deactivated202]

First, yikes to the exclusionary tags. But also not every merch store is gonna have every flag, period. Especially if its small creators doing shit for their friends and themselves.

[lovstrucmoved]

Anyway include lesbians or die

[spyroflame0487]

donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of a tie fuck you donkey kong

[laqueus]

Uh-oh sisters! *phantom of the opera overture plays*

[we-couch]

parallels

[iwasiam]

ITS THE SAME FUCKIGN OUTFIT TOO HWHSOWJDWNFBAKDBSJFJSK

[stjudy]

saying this about a show that’s been on air for 14 years and has the record as the longest running live-action comedy series is peak comedy

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

you know what? go to your local library.

nobody cares if you just want to read Twitter with the free wifi. in fact we’re ecstatic you’re there.

don’t be afraid to touch the books. hell, taking them off the shelf and leaving them on shelving carts is one of the main ways the library counts usage and foot traffic, so don’t reshelve them yourself and don’t be afraid of looking at them!

most libraries now allow covered drinks, and many have special areas where you’re allowed to bring something to eat. have your lunch there, it’s quiet!

lovely large tables for crafts or art? they have you covered!

magazines and periodicals so you can read the newest events or pick up a new recipe? check!

you can even just watch a DVD if you have the appropriate portable screen and courtesy headphones.

GO to the library. LOVE the library. USE the library. you already paid for it!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’ve *literally* been writing most of Family Lore and working on art comissions at the local library.

Things Libraries have that are awesome if you’re a creator:

Wi-Fi.  Really, really good Wi-Fi

Mine doesn’t just allow covered drinks- it’s got a whole-ass coffee bar.

“study rooms” you can camp in for free (but you have to move if someone books them) OR that you can book for a couple hours on certain days FOR REALLY CHEAP

like literally i pay $15 for 3 8-hour days a week and i get my own room, a bigass table, great light, the free wifi, AND I CAN RENT ANY REFERENCE MATERIAL OR ART SUPPLIES I NEED

OH

YOU DIDN’T KNOW?

YOU CAN RENT ALL KINDS OF SHIT FROM YOUR LIBRARY

FOR FREE

I RENTED A MANGIFIER, DRATING TOOLS AND A BUNCH OF ORCHID BOOKS FOR A PROJECT

I RENTED A GODDAMN SEWING MACHINE ONCE

F O R   F R E E

it’s like all the benefits of renting an office space but for SO MUCH CHEAPER also you CAN GET ALL KINDS OF SUPPLIES

THEY HAVE A 3-D PRINTER

Things Libraries DON’T have that are ALSO AWESOME if you’re a creator:

I 100% understand the appeal of woking in coffehouses- they’re spaces that are designed to be comfortable and if you have ADHD like me the background chatter is actually a good stim but there’s also frequently THAT GUY.  

You know, the guy who sees you working and waves at you until you take your headphones off then he wants to tell you all about how He’s A Writer ™ or a Cinematographer ™ working on a novel or whatever and he just sucks up your time talking about himself and then he wants your contact information because he thinks that because you haven’t actually thrown the overpriced coffe in his face he’s sucessfully seduced you?

That Guy?

Is NEVER at the Library.

Because it’s a quiet space so he can’t talk about himself becuase the hyperstressed college students will literally axe-murder him

Also I forgot in the earlier section but sometimes The Society For Creative Anachronism does events there and there are actual axe-weilding valkyrie women present.

that’s very distracting

but in a good way.

Your local library ALSO does not have that a rented office space, coffeehouse, or your kitchen table does:  missionaries, telemarketers, the couple having a loud and messy breakup at the next table, the nagging sensation that you should be doing housework instead, that one jackass that thought the polar vortex was an ideal temperature and adjusts the thermostat accordingly, your cat jumping on table and spilling stuff on your work, crap wifi, Mandatory overpriced coffee, Office Dress Codes, Or a building manager that “forgets” to pay the utilities becuase they’ve been embezzling everyone’s rent to support thier cabbage patch kids addiction.

Libraries be good shit yo.

[super-omens]

I literally just came home from a library

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

you know what? go to your local library.

nobody cares if you just want to read Twitter with the free wifi. in fact we’re ecstatic you’re there.

don’t be afraid to touch the books. hell, taking them off the shelf and leaving them on shelving carts is one of the main ways the library counts usage and foot traffic, so don’t reshelve them yourself and don’t be afraid of looking at them!

most libraries now allow covered drinks, and many have special areas where you’re allowed to bring something to eat. have your lunch there, it’s quiet!

lovely large tables for crafts or art? they have you covered!

magazines and periodicals so you can read the newest events or pick up a new recipe? check!

you can even just watch a DVD if you have the appropriate portable screen and courtesy headphones.

GO to the library. LOVE the library. USE the library. you already paid for it!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’ve *literally* been writing most of Family Lore and working on art comissions at the local library.

Things Libraries have that are awesome if you’re a creator:

Wi-Fi.  Really, really good Wi-Fi

Mine doesn’t just allow covered drinks- it’s got a whole-ass coffee bar.

“study rooms” you can camp in for free (but you have to move if someone books them) OR that you can book for a couple hours on certain days FOR REALLY CHEAP

like literally i pay $15 for 3 8-hour days a week and i get my own room, a bigass table, great light, the free wifi, AND I CAN RENT ANY REFERENCE MATERIAL OR ART SUPPLIES I NEED

OH

YOU DIDN’T KNOW?

YOU CAN RENT ALL KINDS OF SHIT FROM YOUR LIBRARY

FOR FREE

I RENTED A MANGIFIER, DRATING TOOLS AND A BUNCH OF ORCHID BOOKS FOR A PROJECT

I RENTED A GODDAMN SEWING MACHINE ONCE

F O R   F R E E

it’s like all the benefits of renting an office space but for SO MUCH CHEAPER also you CAN GET ALL KINDS OF SUPPLIES

THEY HAVE A 3-D PRINTER

Things Libraries DON’T have that are ALSO AWESOME if you’re a creator:

I 100% understand the appeal of woking in coffehouses- they’re spaces that are designed to be comfortable and if you have ADHD like me the background chatter is actually a good stim but there’s also frequently THAT GUY.  

You know, the guy who sees you working and waves at you until you take your headphones off then he wants to tell you all about how He’s A Writer ™ or a Cinematographer ™ working on a novel or whatever and he just sucks up your time talking about himself and then he wants your contact information because he thinks that because you haven’t actually thrown the overpriced coffe in his face he’s sucessfully seduced you?

That Guy?

Is NEVER at the Library.

Because it’s a quiet space so he can’t talk about himself becuase the hyperstressed college students will literally axe-murder him

Also I forgot in the earlier section but sometimes The Society For Creative Anachronism does events there and there are actual axe-weilding valkyrie women present.

that’s very distracting

but in a good way.

Your local library ALSO does not have that a rented office space, coffeehouse, or your kitchen table does:  missionaries, telemarketers, the couple having a loud and messy breakup at the next table, the nagging sensation that you should be doing housework instead, that one jackass that thought the polar vortex was an ideal temperature and adjusts the thermostat accordingly, your cat jumping on table and spilling stuff on your work, crap wifi, Mandatory overpriced coffee, Office Dress Codes, Or a building manager that “forgets” to pay the utilities becuase they’ve been embezzling everyone’s rent to support thier cabbage patch kids addiction.

Libraries be good shit yo.

[super-omens]

I literally just came home from a library

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[kingcounty-thotpatrol]

hey go fuck yourself

[drarry]

Oh so now the Columbine fanblog with an Annoying Orange icon is gonna preach to me, huh

[paler-than-thou]

[doubleca5t]

tumblr is a website made entirely of glass houses through which people are constantly throwing stones

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I feel like there’s a pit under youtube headquarters that youtubers to be spawn out of and then the staff there assigns them millions of followers because literally every time I hear a news story about some fucked up thing a YouTuber did its someone that me nor anyone in any of my social circles has ever heard of before

[askpredetor]

Can you name any of these fuckers?

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

THAT NOMINATION LIST IS EXACTLY WHY I MADE THIS POST

WHO THE FUCK ARE ANY OF THESE

[super-metroid]

these legitimately sound like randomly generated names from a youtuber username generator

[dogmouthed-doe]

bdg is literally the opposite of a himbo what the FUCK are you TALKING about

himbos

dumb

beefcake

nonthreatening

bdg

does too much research to be an idiot

stick figure

the chaos energy is So Fucking Threatening

youre all wrong

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[manhattan-gamestop]

There’s a reply on here that said he’s high intelligence low wisdom, and I know that’s a fact bc bdg explains OSHA regulations better than the official department website yet he said in the first gill and gilbert that he hadn’t eaten a fruit in two months

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

*spanks your ass hard* can you help me with this math problem

[cluster-decay]

Additive inverses,

[chimpanzeedotcom]

Duality of man

[capacity]

*listens to an album for the first time and enters a new era in my life*

[walllflxwerr]

This gives me chills. The fact that something so simple can be such a poignant placemarker in life. The fact that this first listen will tuck itself away in your memory and that the 87th listen will draw memories out of that safe place your brain is keeping especially for that album. What a gorgeous little treasure to share only between you and your younger self.

[capacity]

…that was some real shit you just said

[bobacupcake]

hey guys please check out this blocklist when you have a chance

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