Random Stuff

DISCLAIMER: this could very well offend people, idk what my brain is going to think is funny from day to day

[mynewurl]

i have an alarm app on my laptop that has an option to take a photo of you when the alarm goes off so i decided to use it. most of the photos look like these

and then theres the time i was i possessed 

[iwillnomsyourface-blog]

Holy Christ

[dickieman]

[goddamnitobama]

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can have the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

i love myself

[4thegifs]

[iwillnomsyourface-blog]

So mean

[poyzn]

[beauxbatonsacademy]

i’d make a penis.

[mythicfictionist]

That’s exactly what I expected to see when I scrolled to the bottom

[rachellweisz]

[ironowelove-blog]

[so-personal]

my blog may make you smile, laugh and make you think about life♡

[edsock]

whenever i feel unattractive i just look at this picture of robert pattinson 

[thepocketprotector-blog]

Just a father and mother kissing their dying little girl goodbye. If you are wondering why all the medic people are bowing: in less than an hour, two small children in the next room are able to live thanks to the little girl’s kidney and liver. - Imgur

“Powerful” isn’t a good enough descriptor for this image series.  

[seecarrun]

My roommates left me in charge of decorating the bathroom for our Halloween party.

[freak-angelic]

HOLY SHIT NO

[white-girl-ass-deactivated20140]

i thought this was a big shower orgy in my dash

[buzzfeed]

This is what Disney princesses would like if they had normal sized eyes. 

[elliottwith2ts]

THIS WAS NOT NEEDED, INTERNET.

[instantlemonade]

[jsantagato-deactivated20170222]

So glad I found this. Two virgins (also never kissed anyone ever) kissing for the first time on their wedding day. Awkward to say the least.

[queersirene-deactivated20150724]

That dude laughing at them tho. GPOY

[pyramidsinspace-deactivated2013]

I HAVENT SEEN THIS IN FOREVER LMAO I LOVE IT

[iwillnomsyourface-blog]

Makes me cringe every time

[shortvideosandstuff]

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

this is not my litterbox

[shortvideosandstuff]

[gaystripclub]

IT’S LIKE SHE’S BEING PULLED DOWN BY A SPIRIT OR SOME SHIT

[wankocevn]

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HER FACE AFTER SHE FALLS, THE GRUDGE IS BACK

[sharpayofficial]

I think Mike Wazowski’s mom is Miley Cyrus

[torracat]

can i join the supernatural fandom

[barteringmerchant-deactivated20]

you have to go through initiation 

[torracat]

whats the initiation 

[cradily]

You must exercise a demon goodluck

[torracat]

alright do demons prefer aerobic or anaerobic workouts 

[mostlyvoidd-partiallystarss]

Welcome to the fandom

[amy-beee-blog]

[iwillnomsyourface-blog]

This is rape culture

Why are guys so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that I risked my life in jail just to fUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUKCING DOUCHEBAGS