im here to steal your money

[dayquil-driver]

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[greenhoodj]

they're putting QTEs in tumblr posts now

[iworkforthefeds]

should i start Tumblr posting again now that i deleted twitter

[babtest]

went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

[persianpenname]

[enki2]

[lethalbutterfly]

That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.

[audhdspacewizard]

Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.

[littlecofiegirl]

This. Imagine the face of the guy when you return with a charred skull and put it on the bar. "Found him."

"What else did you hear?"

[magnetostits-deactivated2026031]

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

[torn-a-sunder]

Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

[charlesoberonn]

Magneto: *raises hand*

Cybertruck: *explodes*

Professor X: Violence is not the answer, Erik!

Magneto: I didn't even activate my powers yet! It just did that on its own.

[serenity-the-firefly]

[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

cool I always wanted the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[uncahier]

[howl224tgeundying]

[moghedien]

YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION

[moghedien]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[nova-rogue]

[skinn1-system]

[miquellakind]

lovebombing a walmart

[iworkforthefeds]

[iworkforthefeds]

turns out i didnt need therapy, i just needed to get really into baseball

[iworkforthefeds]

im so sick i didnt know i could make so many types of fluid

[toastbutteregg]

[presidentalpaca]

[alleycatboy]

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you