Trash

Sad and cute.

[vinegarvic]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[momlonde-deactivated20130315]

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

[taelusive555]

“probably”

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Blossom smiling for the camera.”

Photos/caption by Lauren Boutz

[crowswritetoo]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Small your dick

Unsmall your dick

Your dick

Bad

[frottinq]

There’s a spell to small your dick but not to unsmall it???

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

What do you think this is? Marvel? Actions have consequences

[goconn-deactivated20230304-deac]

[honeymoonavenue]

jennifer’s body (2009)

[confessionsofanerd]

This movie gets funnier every year that I get older

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[memescomedy]

[tootsied-deactivated20130628]

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

[iapprovethispost]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[tootsied-deactivated20130628]

[LOUD GUITAR]

[illinicoise]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[witlovesyou]

Big sister drops to her knees to show affection to newborn Photo by James Irwin

[bando--grand-scamyon]

OHHH MY GOD

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Baby smile!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hey-itsbrad]

Probably still had a moment of panic thinking he dropped it on the way off the plane

[valtsv]

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

[valtsv]

[cosmic--dragon]

i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans

[theechaoticgod]

IM FUCKING LOOSING IT

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[usagichanp]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[silentbutlively]

This completely destroyed me I can’t stop laughing

[hallownest-archive-deactivated2]

imo the best way to interpret those “real people don’t do x” writing advice posts is “most people don’t do x, so if a character does x, it should be a distinguishing trait.” human behavior is infinitely varied; for any x, there are real people who do x. we can’t make absolute statements. we can, however, make probabilistic ones.

for example, most people don’t address each other by name in the middle of a casual conversation. if all your characters do that, your dialogue will sound stilted and unnatural. but if just one character does that, then it tells us something about that character.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]