hi

my namea izaac

[thanatopraxy-deactivated2025040]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[slygirlboy]

im so hungry i could eat a h *looks at large horse in my room who has been waiting for an excuse to stomp me to death* human. i could eat a human

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

haha! that’s so relatable *stomps my hooves to quell my bloodlust*

[zukaichu]

Significant otter 🦦🦦

Thought I might share this piece on here too ^-^

[izmoooo]

@cetooddles

[cetooddles]

ok guys this ACTUALLY just happened

my tumblr intern: ok sir the schedule says you have six back to back meetings followed up by 12 queued posts due by the end of today…

me: I don’t think I’m going to do that :p

my tumblr intern: (tears up) but sir….!

me: watch this

[amygdalae]

in a kinder universe i could post "mutuals I am pickling you in a jar with some dill" without my mention of a jar inadvertently invoking memory of a phenomenon most profane

[midnakoopa]

these are my cats i don't have a problem

[supermariomamafucker]

Dances like this at the club

[memorycycle]

ngl if i was a elphephant id whip that thing around crazy style

[doegirldick]

they should invent a new constellation and call it the big sniffer

[calware]

carbon-based lifeforms implies the existence of carbon-cringe lifeforms

[fromthecrypt]

AHEEM HEEM can i show you horrors that will melt your bones? oh please please please??

[memorycycle]

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

[kosmogrl]

[mistninja]

@milfgeto

[izmoooo]

cum

cum

[cetooddles]

what’s a girl to do when she has the world? get a smoothie, of course…