Screaming into the Void

Sup friends she/her 22

[meowpilled]

i’ll fucking get you

[immaplatypus]

there is nothing, absolutely NOTHING on this great green earth funnier than the “grim tickler” article on the veggietales wiki

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death

[wintersoldierfell]

instagram vs tumblr

[gingerberteau]

[everythingfox]

“Luna has apparently bonded or is just obsessed with my daughter. This is the 2nd cat we’ve had that is like this with her.”

(Source)

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

[raiseyourweapon]

This show hurts my brain

[cool-ghoul]

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

[zahracusdottir]

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

[space-is-out-there]

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

[whatismylife]

Well I guess me and Gordon Ramsay are both wrong

[bearsister]

human beings are the funniest, if you gave a person a pile of alphabet magnets and two boxes labeled “even” and “odd” they’d start trying to sort the letters into the boxes immediately

[what-even-is-thiss]

So March lasted ten years and April just kinda passed instantaneously like we’re in a coma and yet I’m trapped in it eternally

[animepopheart]

★ 【vmat】 「 水野 亜美 x 佐倉双葉 」 ☆ ⊳ mizuno x futaba (sailor moon / persona 5) ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow us on instagram

[dread-pirate-robin]

Question on MBMBaM: “A lot of people like this beard I grew, but it’s a bit itchy. Should I keep it?”

The brothers by the end of the answer: “You need to fake your own death, then come back a week later with a bee that can emit bees.”

[wengoku]

literally NOTHING can compare to found family stories like that trope is the actual physical beating heart in my chest. choosing your family, who you want to love and heal with, who you believe in and viciously defend and trust. forming those bonds on your own is SUCH a lovely, compelling narrative that we should NOT sleep on. thanks.

[keycrash]

congratulations! we can now beat up dio

[marinoodles]

basically

[gahdamnpunk]

Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

[0nighthawk0-deactivated20200912]

They did the same with the Brown M&M

Clearly they’re together too, two happy Trans Women Lesbians.

[universe-punk]

[dearest-darlingest-diva]

[marsupials-of-mars]

Breaking news: terfs banned from m&ms forever

[shut-the-frank-up]

^^^^^^^^^

[hoechloin]

ryan: shane: *aggressively affirms friendship*

[sonicrainbooms]

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

[sonicrainbooms]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

[spoopy-story]

Emotional brain: 

Logical brain: