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total train wreck of person 💖1997 baby💖

[whatismylife]

Guess who's back

[alvintheredchipmunk]

Check ouyt me and my brothers dance!

[chipmunksfan583]

You guys are amasing dansers and are you gonig to eat thise colorful berrys btw ?? They lock delicius

[alvintheredchipmunk]

we will share with you

[simonthebluechipmunk]

you cant have any of mine alvin doesnt feed me

[theodorechipmunk]

im in court again

[theodorechipmunk]

update guilty no chance parole

[theodorechipmunk]

everyone in this thread has died save for me #fatboypride #iwilloutliveyouall

[onebadnoodle]

i've been rewatching ed edd n eddy and its got me thinking about what their unseen parents are like

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[jackalopeonline]

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[marshmallowlamb]

I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.

[visceralcoma]

I wonder if the Wolf Hunter thought he was going to a farm that grew elves.

[ruinedchildhood]

[charlesoberonn]

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

[moonimbued]

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

[charlesoberonn]

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

[acatdisguisedasahuman]

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

[charlesoberonn]

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

[cynicallyaestetic]

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

[charlesoberonn]

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

[anjing-jam]

This one

[charlesoberonn]

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

[sar-kalu]

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

[charlesoberonn]

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

[sunw00d]

the gift of friendship :)

[charlesoberonn]

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

[valentineish]

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

[charlesoberonn]

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

[frescopino]

Seasar salad

[charlesoberonn]

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

What about that sword in the first panel?

[charlesoberonn]

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

[wizard-email]

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

[wizard-email]

obsessed with this

[wizardpotions]

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

[chaoticnutcase]

16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

[rosit-aaa]

*For the people asking this ring is available HERE with free shipping

[mocha-the-gremlin]

This is how I’m proposing to my partner in the future, I’m using this ring

[honeybeezgobzzzzz-deactivated20]

if u don’t propose to me with this and a giant stuffed honey bee, I’m saying no

[roguelov]

[demilypyro]

short mario has really been weird ever since these games went HD man

[pegasusbrain]

[summercrane-deactivated20201109]

Visit Original Link

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this post has been a wild ride for me

[catchymemes]

[guerrillatech]

[thrice-owns-my-ass]

[charredhare]

NATIONAL COWBOY DAY AND OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY!!!!!! 2 IN 1 BABYYYYYY!!!!!!

[injuries-in-dust]

[lakemojave]

@inneskeeper

[flagellant]

...I want to refute this but no, I....yeah

[tundrakatiebean]

[captions]

Person on screen: needs a couple pats of butter, a splash of olive oil, simmered on low with a bay leaf and a cinnamon stick. What?! You never seen a boy who knows his way around the kitchen? 

Yeah my mom always wanted a little girl but she got stuck with me instead. That wasn’t gonna stop her though so all my friends were opening up nerf guns and bmx bikes on their birthday, I was getting crockpots. 

(scene changes to the person dressed in a nice black suit jacket, bright pink dress shirt, and black tie) Yeah laugh it up! Take a picture while you’re at it 'cause this is the last time you’ll ever see me in a suit! How do boys wear these things??

(scene changes to the person dressed in the same shirt and tie with no jacket and the shirt cuffs unbuttoned and rolled up, with purple nail polish on their nails) No, I don’t know how to fight. I was only ever taught how to deescalate situations with healthy communication and emotional validation.

[coldwateriztasty]

[crazycatsiren]

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'm not ALLOWED to enjoy it yet, I'm not ALLOWED!!!

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

what’s your favorite part about being a tumblr user?

Informing the world that you use Tumblr. It’s my best “putting your money where your mouth is” joke.

[ifritdiezel]

nice shoelaces!

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Thanks! I stole them from a man

[ifritdiezel]

which man? this is crucial information here

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

The man who lives inside my shoelaces.

[casket-girlie]

Did he live in your shoelaces before you stole them or did you imprison him within the shoelaces after stealing them?

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

I took him from his natural habitat and placed him in a captive setting (my shoelaces) to learn his ways. After some time he began talking to me and revealed that his secret plan was to take over the world by causing the death of a single person in a lab accident. He told me that he could not do this by himself, so I agreed to help him.

[yellowpaintforlunch]

I think this should be the new secret code

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

“Taking over the world by causing the death of a single person in a lab accident.” It has a certain ring to it