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let me just park in a way that brings shame upon my entire family line
Sirius, offended in the common room: WHAT?? No!! I CAN do WHATEVER I want! I am a FREE man, NO ONE can tell ME what to do-
Remus: I'm trying to read.
Sirius, whispering: I have rights ! I will do what I want when I want!
Barty and Evan who are subconsciously kinda scared of Sirius, cuz in the back of their heads he’s still Regulus’ cool older brother who used to yell at them for playing too loud
Jegulus April fool's day where Regulus was unaware of it until James reminded him with a not so innocent grin
Regulus is paranoid the whole day. Flinching at possible projectiles and jumpscares. Rejecting food and drinks. Keeping a close eye on everybody he meets in case it's a disguise. Being alert at all times.
James actually didn't plan anything
he was down SO BAD IMMEDIATELY
the way shane sighs when he gets into ilyas lap in tampa before they kiss
its relief.
like finally. finally i get to take care of you. finally you are allowing me to take care of you. finally i will take care of you. it will be what i do from now on.
Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.
You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?
You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.
You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet
Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT
#Joke asides, this is actually important
shane: since our rookie season
ilya: i didn’t set up an ad campaign with the two of us together, call you pretty, tease you in the shower, and then almost get caught by your mom in the elevator for you to get our anniversary wrong. since summer before, shane
i really needed Shane in Ilya’s Ottawa jersey. exactly in this position
inspired by this awesome fic by theprinceandagcd on ao3!!!!
I simply love them too much <3333
supporting the shane as snoopy agenda
[ilya as woodstock]
Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute
I would like to relax with you. For once.
The face of a man who thinks he's about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom
He was SO distraught lol
Heated Rivalry | 1.06 'The Cottage'
Babiesssss
Shane & Ilya Heated Rivalry S01E06
Quite possibly my fav hollanov moment ever <33
# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN
CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)
CASTING IN THIS SHOW IS LITERAL PERFECTION