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(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive
When Shane gets traded to Ottawa, Harris posts a pic of itty bitty toddler Shane in an Ottawa Centaurs jersey that he is absolutely drowning in (it‘s David‘s) cheesing like there is no tomorrow, next to a pic of current Shane in his new Centaurs jersey with the caption: welcome home, Shane.
hot - @jeggyverses-jegulus-microfic - word count: 312
“James Potter!”
Regulus’s yell could be heard loud and clear from across the two-bedroom flat that Remus, Sirius, James, and Regulus shared. Remus, who was lazing around in the sitting room, looked up at the noise, his curiosity piqued. Normally, he might’ve gotten up to see how much trouble his best friend had gotten himself into, but it was far too hot to do anything crazy like move.
Luckily, Regulus did him the courtesy of storming into the room, dragging James with him. “Sirius!” he yelled, louder than before. “Sirius get your fucking arse in here!”
Sirius, who was in the bedroom he shared with Remus, slowly walked in, sweat dripping down his hairline. Even in this weather, he managed to look utterly ethereal, in Remus’s opinion, his hair pulled into a messy bun and his skin glittering with perspiration. “What?” he asked crankily.
Regulus, who was shirtless and clearly fuming, gestured to James. “Your best friend–”
“My–he’s your boyfriend!” Sirius protested before Regulus could even finish his sentence.
“Not anymore!” Regulus replied hysterically. “Because guess what?”
James, meanwhile, was smiling somewhat guiltily, his hungry eyes on Regulus.
“What?” Remus asked, happy to egg on the chaos.
“Potter broke the air conditioning on purpose!” Regulus hissed, throwing his arms in the air.
The room was quiet for a full ten seconds as Sirius and Remus processed this. Then Sirius, almost as furious as his brother, rounded on James. “Prongs, what the fu–”
“Yeah, he broke it because he knows I get hot easily, and he figured I’d walk around shirtless if it was warm!” Regulus continued scathingly.
Remus tried to hide his smirk. “I mean…it worked,” he pointed out, gesturing to Regulus’s current lack of shirt.
“Exactly!” James jumped in, beaming.
But Regulus was obviously done. “I’m calling Effie,” he muttered to James. “You’re staying with her for the night.”
“Reggie, no!”
let me just park in a way that brings shame upon my entire family line
Sirius, offended in the common room: WHAT?? No!! I CAN do WHATEVER I want! I am a FREE man, NO ONE can tell ME what to do-
Remus: I'm trying to read.
Sirius, whispering: I have rights ! I will do what I want when I want!
Barty and Evan who are subconsciously kinda scared of Sirius, cuz in the back of their heads he’s still Regulus’ cool older brother who used to yell at them for playing too loud
Jegulus April fool's day where Regulus was unaware of it until James reminded him with a not so innocent grin
Regulus is paranoid the whole day. Flinching at possible projectiles and jumpscares. Rejecting food and drinks. Keeping a close eye on everybody he meets in case it's a disguise. Being alert at all times.
James actually didn't plan anything
he was down SO BAD IMMEDIATELY
the way shane sighs when he gets into ilyas lap in tampa before they kiss
its relief.
like finally. finally i get to take care of you. finally you are allowing me to take care of you. finally i will take care of you. it will be what i do from now on.
Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.
You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?
You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.
You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet
Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT
#Joke asides, this is actually important
shane: since our rookie season
ilya: i didn’t set up an ad campaign with the two of us together, call you pretty, tease you in the shower, and then almost get caught by your mom in the elevator for you to get our anniversary wrong. since summer before, shane
i really needed Shane in Ilya’s Ottawa jersey. exactly in this position
inspired by this awesome fic by theprinceandagcd on ao3!!!!
I simply love them too much <3333
supporting the shane as snoopy agenda
[ilya as woodstock]
Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute
I would like to relax with you. For once.
The face of a man who thinks he's about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom
He was SO distraught lol