Oh Baby, Look What you Started

Isabella, 26, Fitness Instructorthe flirt

[wyxttwxlfe]

I’ve put blood, sweat, tears, and a lot of booze into Spongebob The Musical. And now we’re the most nominated musical of the season, and I… am an actual, living, breathing Tony award nominee?

What. The. Fuck. Guys.

[izzybmore-blog]

Spongebob...the Musical?

I had no idea that was a thing.  I had no idea that this was the project you were even involved in! I literally need to hear all about what a Spongebob musical entails at your next session, honestly.  And what it feels like to be a tony nom, of course.

[rileypark]

Out of curiosity, a few days ago I started reading about the horrors of pregnancy no one mentions until it’s too late. After learning concepts like metal mouth, pupps, relaxin, diastasis recti, and gum related issues among others, I’m now ready to kill every man responsible for the legislation that pretends to subject women to these changes without a choice. In what world is this anywhere near fine? 

I’ve lived a good life, I’m ready for prison. If anyone wants any of my things, let me know.

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Um, none of those sound appealing.  And not to mention...mandated bed rest!  Could anything ever sound more boring? I can’t decide if I want dibs on your tennis court and indoor pool when you’re in prison, or if I should help you kill the men...

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priscillafranks:

I mean, I was planning on being myself but I am quite nervous about not being good enough or you know, being boring. I mean, I am kind of boring. I don’t know, I just have never been on a date before and now my first one is so important. It is so much pressure!

Ugh, you shouldn’t have to change yourself for anyone, though.  Like, if whoever you’re matched with thinks your boring, screw them!  Also, I doubt you’re boring.

Just think of it as a fun meet up with a potential friend!  I bet google will give great conversation starters!

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📱Mizzy ❤️ 💪

Madison: Thought so too! Like, he'll feed them before he goes to work and then when he comes home so it's pretty much the same schedule. Lol, maybe she'll miss them, but they've been testing my niece for allergies, so it's not such a great idea to put animals close to her.

Madison: Nah! I they can deliver it home, and I totally do, duh.

Madison: Wanna know what I did when I got home? I was looking at my wardrobe wondering if I need to do laundry before our trip.

Izzy: Yes!! It's perfect, really. Do you think we can trust him with our keys? Oh noooo!! Do you think she might be allergic to the babies?

Izzy: Noice, I forget about that! DUH, lol!

Izzy: :O Do you wanna know what might be more fun than laundry, though?

[lvshiousmuses]

So, I’m meeting the person I’m supposed to marry quite soon. If there is anyone who’s been through this and who wants to give me advice on that, then please do so. That, as well as tips on how to calm down. I need it!

[izzybmore-blog]

I don’t know if anything can prepare you for something this absurd, but I think the best advice I could give would be to be yourself.  The first thing you need to do is to get to know this person, right?  There’s no sense in putting on airs.

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📱Mizzy ❤️ 💪

Madison: Psst, Iz. So Bev said yes to taking care of the kitties, but I ended up asking our neighbor instead, cause it's easier that way, cause they stay home.

Madison: Also, I'm craving chinese food. Do you think I should order some for dinner? I mean, do you feel like eating some?

Izzy: :D That sounds way easier, honestly. Especially since Tatiana backed out at the last minute. Do you think Bev will be jealous?

Izzy: Pleaseeee I would love some! Do you want me to pick it up on the way home? You know my order, right?

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rileypark:

Riley recognized Izzy’s voice immediately as she called out her name. Only then, she took a better look at the women before her, not exactly expecting to find her in this situation. She watched at the distance how the looters disappeared, doing nothing to stop them. It wasn’t her problem, she reminded herself. Feeling less tense at the sight of her acquaintance, she extended her hand, noticing she seemed to be injured. She grinned reluctantly at the attempt to lighten the mood, but her smile faltered when she saw Izzy couldn’t really stand. “What was that about? Why would you even try to stop them all by yourself?” she questioned, not bothering to hide her judgemental tone.

Izzy smiled thankfully at Riley as the brunette offered her hand, and let the other woman support her in standing up.  She let out an annoyed breath, more at herself than anyone else.  “There was only supposed to be one of them”, she explained, her eyes lingering down the alley.  “There was clearly a miscalculation somewhere”.  She shook her head, raising her eyebrows toward Riley to convey how inconvenient it all was.  “Normally I’m fast...” she looked at the taller woman, and then out at the cars passing by them on the street. “Super...fast. So if there were only one, I would have been able to handle it on my own.  What about you, though?” she asked, looking Riley up and down as best she could.  “Is it really safe to be walking out alone these days?  If anything, you’re just as guilty of a silly decision as I am”.

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madisonjwalcott:

That’s the spirit. You’re cute, did you know that? I’m really glad it was just an ankle, cause I wouldn’t have known how to take care of you. And now you don’t have to miss any classes at the gym. We should send this lady like, a basket of fruit or something as a thank you.

My power should have been finding positivity in bleak situations.  Someone reminds me pretty often, how lucky am I, right?  Aww, you would have done great, Babe!  It’d be just like taking care of the cats. That’s true enough, though!  People have more reason now than ever to need to be fit, I feel guilty whenever I have to miss.  Something tells me she has anything she could ever want, but I think a fruit basket would be a really nice touch!  Pick it out with me?

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dominicnichols:

Because the guy, like you said is an idiot. Good thing the villains in this city are lacking.

Maybe he wasn’t even a villian!  Just a sad, sad, bird man.

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christian-sage:

Nope, persuasian is just my clever way of hinting that things didn’t go that well for that person, it was a more old school approach I had to take. But if I did have that kind of power, it would really come in handy.

Ahh, now I understand your game, dude.    Hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.  I hope everyone turned out okay, though?  It certainly would.  Can you imagine how many free lunches you could get??

[izzybmore-blog]

Even these days, I find heroes in the most unexpected places.  I almost tragically died from a twisted ankle when a mysterious woman walked by and helped me up, somehow giving me the will to go on.

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trixie-windsor:

I think that sounds a little extreme, but I think that dog cases are adorable so I’ll allow it. 

If anything, her super power is world’s cutest dog.  If only I know how to sew a cape.  Has she been super speeding anymore lately?

[dominicnichols]

Just watched some idiot try to rob a store with their power - animal communication. A flock of birds at his disposal until a mutiny happened and they turned on him.

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What an idiot, why didn’t he just ask them nicely?

[rileypark]

Riley hardly moved by car whenever she was supposed to meet people at night. Weirdly, she felt safer if she walked. In her vehicle, she was more of a target for unexpected attacks and had less room to defend herself if it came to it. Without a car, there was also less evidence of her whereabouts if she were to ever be caught on camera or anything. Her pace was fast and confident as she began to approach her destination, an empty alley behind a boutique that had been destroyed months ago. She tried to ignore the scenes she encountered on her way, namely a car setting on fire and the cries of help from a man whose store was being robbed. 

She stopped in her tracks when, not too far away from the alley, the sound of glass shattering disrupted the surroundings, as a group of people flew out of a window, clearly immerse in an intense fight. Riley stood still, letting the situation unfold and waiting for them to move or chase eachother down the street, but when another blast was heard and someone crashed on the pavement, next to her boots, she rolled her eyes, glancing down at them with a quirked eyebrow. “You’re in my way” she stated coldly, clearly unimpresed by whatever was going on. 

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Izzy landed on the ground in a huff, groaning as she tried to push herself onto her feet. “Shit”, she said, watching the looters run down the alley and turn a corner. Had she not just fallen on her ass, the brunette would have definitely been able to catch up to the men, but given that she very much likely just twisted her ankle and was alone, she decided against it.  Her power tended not to work when she was minorly injured, anyway. Instead, she concentrated on pulling herself up, only now just noticing that she’d landed right in front of someone.

She looked up when the person spoke, looking up and immediately recognizing her face with a grin.  “Riley!”, she said, reaching her hand toward the woman in the hopes that she might help her.  “Fancy meeting you here!”, she groaned, keeping weight off of her ankle for now. “You know, I was always worried that falling out of a second story window in front of a beautiful woman would be embarrassing, but this just turned out to be really convenient!”

[infinnitely-stuck]

Some people just can’t take a friendly suggestion sometimes. A neutral zone is a neutral zone for a reason, it’s not a ‘neutral zone until I feel like doing whatever I want’ zone. Good thing I have the power of persuasian on my side.

[izzybmore-blog]

Oh, so like...persuasion is literally your power?  That’s pretty cool...the first time I’ve heard of that one!  Must be pretty convenient.

[trixie-windsor]

Is it possible for pets to have superpowers? Because I swear my lazy dog has superspeed once I move from her typical nap spot on the couch, she just suddenly appears. 

[izzybmore-blog]

Trixie!  Don’t you know what this means?  Lady is simply taking after her favorite ex-stepmother, is all.  Should I train her?  How do you feel about dog capes?

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milesyuen:

Okay, you have me on that one. Always honesty and sweetness. Its the people sitting at them that’s the worst, throwing thousands around like its pocket change. I’m decent, not the best but I can make a good meal. It seems a little strange, I can’t lie. Do you like it? I’ll have to make you some of my mom’s noodles sometime, family recipes and they’re amazing. 

I agree, it’s way more important! Ugh, I wonder what someone has to do to get so loaded as to throw money around like that and not feel guilty.  Nice, I love cooking.  I just think there’s something so satisfying about making your own food, I don’t know.  Oh my gosh, I’d love to try some!  In return I’ll make you some coconut flan!