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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
we're not kids anymore.
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@izzymariecupcake
PSA regarding tumblrâs latest Censorship Nightmare
For those of you who havenât seen this announcement, tumblr recently made some changes to the iOS version of the app, purportedly to comply with Appleâs content guidelines. These changes took effect on Dec 21, starting in version 22.5.1 of the iOS app. As some of you may recall, Appleâs strict guidelines were the driving force for the infamous Great Purge of 2018, which coincidentally also happened around this time of year, but it seems banning all of the female-presenting nipples wasnât good enough for Apple.
Below is a summary of the important changes. Note that these changes technically ONLY affect those using the iOS app. If youâre accessing tumblr through a different app or operating system (Google Chrome, Android app, etc) it wonât affect you directly but it will affect your followers who use iOS so you should definitely be aware of it.
The list of banned tags has been expanded. As before, thereâs no way to know which words or phrases have been banned until you try searching for them, in which case youâll either get no search results or the following message: âThis content has been hidden because of potentially suggestive or explicit content.â You may think this doesnât concern you if you donât post explicit material, but do not make the mistake of expecting the banned tags to be logical or reasonable. Iâve already encountered multiple completely innocuous posts (random fandom gifsets) that seem to be hidden on iOS for no discernible reason.
Blogs that have been flagged as explicit can no longer be viewed. Previously, flagged blogs just had their posts hidden from searches, but if you knew the username you could still visit it after clicking through a warning about sensitive content. Now you canât access it at all.
Likes and reblogs from blogs that have been flagged will no longer show up in your notes. This one wonât affect most peopleâs user experience as much as the others, but it does mean you may be missing notes. Itâs unclear if likes and reblogs from flagged blogs will still count towards the overall note total (and only be missing from the activity feed and note viewer) but I suspect thatâs the case.
THE BIG ONE: ANY POST TAGGED WITH A BANNED TAG WILL NO LONGER SHOW UP ON YOUR DASHBOARD. Previously, if you tagged a post with a banned word or phrase (even if the words were used inside another tag), that post would not show up in searches, but your followers would still be able to see it on their dashboard. Now those posts are hidden from your own followers as well. This includes both original posts and reblogs. And if that wasnât bad enough, hereâs the real kicker: even if you donât tag something with one of the banned words, if the OP used a banned tag, any reblogs of that post will not show up on anyoneâs dashboard (on the iOS app). The only saving grace here, and I hate to even call it that, is that the blocked posts are still visible if you visit a blog directly or if you have post notifications turned on.
As usual, tumblr was extremely unclear and evasive about all of this in their official announcement. Not surprising, of course, since if more people were aware of these new draconian tactics I canât imagine there wouldnât be more of an uproar about it. Tumblr claims that these changes are somewhat temporary and that they are currently working on something that will allow for a less restricted iOS experience, but they refuse to say what that something is and when it will be implemented. And letâs just say, considering their track record, Iâm not hopeful.
All of this is horrible and infuriating for many reasons, but the worst part is how insanely counterproductive it is to creating the âsafeâ environment tumblr (or more specifically Apple) supposedly wants.
Tags have always been used for both blog organization and filtering purposes. Tagging posts with triggers and content warnings is a common practice that gives users the ability to filter out content they may find upsetting or just donât donât want to see for whatever reason. By choosing to ban a bunch of unlisted âsensitive contentâ tags, all theyâre doing is encouraging people who want to share that kind of content to come up with alternative less well-known tags or simply not tag that content at all anymore if they want it to show up on their followerâs dashboards, thereby making it more likely for someone to encounter it when they didnât want to.
So really, with all of the alleged concern for safety and âprotecting the children,â all theyâve done is make tumblr less safe for everyone. Typical.
Also please note that this appears to only be applicable to THAT SPECIFIC version of the app. If you simply do not update the app, everything seems to still be working as normal (as of December 25th, 2021)
If youâre on apple, DO NOT UPDATE THE APP IF YOU HAVENâT YET
to all the fic writers out there who have made 2021 bearable and have given us all countless hours of happiness and escapism, thank you so much
thinking about anti-role models. people you look at like "well whatever i'm gonna be in life it's not gonna be that"
parents
we are living in the andrew garfield renaissance.
AAAAAAHHHHHH AGONY!!!!! AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways hehe how is everyone
He lost his wife too didn't he? Good
Alex Jones? His wife divorced him a while back. He claims he can't remember what he said that caused his wife to leave him because "he ate a big bowl of chilli"
I'm not joking.
his wife got full custody of their kids by playing one of his infowars videos in front of the court. That will always be my favorite alex jones fact.
how is being married to an anime man any different than a nun being married to jesus đ§
Iâd like to introduce everyone to my new theme song
fuckin MOOD
I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art
pfffffffft nooooo I didnât just learn this song on ukulele⌠at midnightâŚ
Lyrics:Â
Iâve tried, tried, tried And Iâve tried even more Iâve Cried, Cried, Cried And I canât recall what for Iâve pressed, Iâve pushed, Iâve yelled, Iâve begged In hope of some success  But the inevitable fact is that It never will impressÂ
Iâve no more fucks to give,  My fucks have runneth dry, Iâve tried to go fuck shopping But thereâs no fucks left to buy  Iâve no more fucks to give, Though more fucks Iâve tried to get, Iâm over my fuck budget and Iâm now in fucking debtÂ
I strive, strive, strive To get everything done Iâve played by all the rules But Iâve very rarely won, Iâve smiled, Iâve charmed, Iâve wooed Iâve laughed, Alas to no avail Iâve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!
Iâve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, Iâve been hunting for my fucks all day, But theyâve upped and fucked off home, Iâve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, Iâve rallied my fuck army but Itâs been fucking defeated!Â
The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense Iâve exhausted all my energy For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement Has now begun to gall And Iâve come to realise that I Donât give a fuck at all!
Iâve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off Theyâve refused to fucking stay! Iâve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane Theyâve come back round and passed me While theyâre fucking off again!
Iâve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, Iâve planned many projects But my fucks wonât be involved! Iâve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, Theyâve fucked off from the building And I donât know where they went!Â
Iâve no more fucks to give, Iâve no more fucks to give, Iâve no more fucks, Iâve no more fucks, Iâve no more fucks to give!
Good news folks itâs on Spotify!!!
im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post
give this man a fucking award
This song should play every time I enter the room
Millennial Anthem
my theme song, for sure. It should play while Iâm at work.
this is the most amazing song iâve ever heard oh my GOD
this is fucking amazing đ
(via taylor_welker)
Iâd say that last one is a very effective ad for the product.
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Donât forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.Â
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing thereâs a war going onâŚ
all of this shitâŚlol
When Youâre Not In The Fandom But Youâre Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover itâs dead
This gets better every time I see it.Â
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandomâŚ
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When youâve been fangirling long enough, youâve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general
Yes.
This^^^ just⌠ALL OF THIS.
Being in so many fandoms that you donât even know whatâs going on
THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!
Trying to recruit people to your fandom
Annnnnnndddd itâs back
Being in a fandom which has so many antis
Iâve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.
Being in a fandom that actually works together
Why is this so true? All of it.
being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs
I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.
Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions
When you are in a fandom and donât care for others people opinionâŚ..even if they are rightâŚ(believe me, I have met several of those)
Being in a fandom you never meant to join
I love this. and itâs gotten better
After abandoning a fandom youâre still a little bit emotionally invested inâŚ.
All of these are me. Lol
Being in a fandom on Tumblr
And it reached its epic conclusion
im in pretty much fandoms meants for kidsđ
Why are all of these the Flipline Fandom
I really wish people on here would notice that the people making valid literary critiques about rickâs writing in his newer series about how theyâre more rushed or may not be as well written as the pjo series arenât attacking rick for his use of minority characters.Â
i made this for the discord but its important
You forgot a step
@cindersart
I JUST REALISED THAT DRACOâS EYES TURNED TO LOOK DOWN AT HARRYâS DICK O MY AKZKXJSKCJA
Lol xD
Auror!Harry and healer!Draco...
interrogation scene in a movey where the guy refuses to cooperate and heâs like âfuck youâ and spits blood and the people interrogating him are like âwhat the fuck. nobodyâs even hit you yet. where did you get all that blood fromâ
i think thatâd be funny
âDude are you okâ