IzzyQueer

think raunchy homosexuality but make it cute

[ninathebored]

[illinicoise]

The Godfather (1972)

[aichu-dechu]

Y’all need to watch Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse, it’s a trip.

[seawitchedd]

listing my qualifications on my resume

[puddleduck-waffles]

Losing my gf at the store and describing her to a stranger

[lubricates]

need someone like @puddleduck-waffles

[corsolanite]

When Pokémon Sun and Moon becomes PreCure Sun and Moon! ♡

[viralsmorphs-deactivated2020071]

[txdominican-deactivated20210102]

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

The fresh adult dating site that makes it easy to find casual sex near you. Join free to someone new instantly, and hook up tonight

[pochowek]

[previoustags]

[shygaetano]

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

[rednines]

If the purge was real we’d defend one another, burn the debt records and return the commons, not murder each other, nice try Hollywood, your Hobbesian propaganda doesn’t work on me

[ghost-at-the-feast]

U really think we’d defend one another?? Are u joking? People would fight for their lives. Steal & hide. They’d take advantage. Not to the extent of the movie, but have u ever seen a riot? God ur so dumb & I hate u for being so naive

[rednines]

Hey have you read a history or political theory or anthropology book that wasn’t written by the Cato institute?

[dykerory]

the whole premise of the purge is inherently flawed. it assumes that crime happens because people just want to commit it, when actually most crime is a symptom of societal disenfranchisement. 

yeah, maybe some sociopathic white frat boys would go around terrorizing people because they know there won’t be any consequences, but really, how is that any different than normal?

[siberiancheesecake]

“HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL”

[mysterygift-deactivated20230327]

[probablyspam]

……………this show is amazing

[politishaun-deactivated20230409]

[bbymen]

[belloochie]

lana del rey will never write anything more patriotic than when alexis mateo said “and even if i was born on the moon, i would still be in america, sickening no? bam bam BAM!!! only in america a woman like me have a freakin chorizo yes baby BAM!” 

[daniebello]

[vablatsky]

[nethilia]

whitepeople.jpg

[inixoq-blog-deactivated20231103]

I can’t stop thinking of this and how it describes white people’s attitude towards Mexican food perfectly. 

[fakehistory]

American hospitals treating patients (2019)

[veryfunnymemes]

[brownestochre-deactivated202002]

Lmaoooo

[okayysophia]