[moveslikekeithrichards]

may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

[peanit]

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

[verdigrisvagabond]

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

When I was a kid, the "Oh my god, you got so big!" comment from grown-ups used to really annoy me, because it felt broadly infantilising. But now, as an adult myself, I realise it had very little to do with me, and almost everything to do with said grown-up feeling suddenly attacked by the passage of time, yet not wanting to blurt out "shit, fuck, I just pissed away like four years of my life without noticing, then, huh?" in front of an 8-year-old.

[sweatermuppet]

any guilty pleasures

every humanly indulgence makes me quake with shame & humiliation

[tinymountaintown]

[mistakenz]

[relelvance]

I hate password recovery you know it's me

[stonechild]

love is everywhere

[ashberrrry]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

[healrosie]

once again discovering the wonders of being in bed

[healrosie]

did you people know about this. this is insane

[reaking-havoc]

[jumex]

Time doesn’t really register to me anymore and I’m just kind of living my life doing whatever whenever.

[hissillyfaggot]

[wizardsisananimal]

i draw a liddol creachure

you draw a little creachure !!!

[taquito]

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

[hyrude]

high and just ate a breahhtakingly crisp grape

not joking this is giving me the will to live another day. life's intoxicatingly full of many such little pleasures

[cashmerecrow]

Somebody isn't done with autumn... ✨🍁✨

[botan]

[guccixcucci]

[guccixcucci]