Pure concentrated trash

Moth | 27 | local goblin bastard | 👁 | occasional hornyposting, 18+ please

[swurp]

your honor i was just being a little silly

[tall]

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[coffeedcait]

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

[enba-and-luka]

I would also make this sound, because I've never seen a video of a frog being good at its job before

[bonerfart]

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”

Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007

They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it

When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page

[thornb4ck]

a sketchy comic with my goofy handwriting- paraphrased from a conversation overheard in space marine 2. i love my little guardsmen... its cute how hype they get when you show up T0T

[genuinelysassyheretic]

Just lovely!

[gender-fluidbees]

trans women should not have to be sexy to you for you to respect them. Aaaaaand post

[psych-is-the-name]

[bruzum]

[wenlokholmes]

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

[prokopetz]

Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.

[prokopetz]

It banished the Froot Loops to a far and sunless realm. I really wanted those.

[froxictog]

#also i recognise that the self that walks in darkness is not inherently any more true than the self that walks in the light#but i've gotta ask: is there something going on that i should know about#like#pronoun-wise?

[calebwittebane]

had a dream i was part of some sort of weekly music review twitch stream and my role was to present scarily detailed diagrams of the artist's gastrointestinal tract, spine, brain and feet (in that order) and describe possible health causes that couldve led them to release that song. in one instance i can recall, the cohost whose segment immediately followed mine, who i now realize was just lil wayne with purple hair, simply said, looking tired and dejected, "feet this, feet that. that's tweaker music"

[calebwittebane]

in one special episode we xrayed someones dreams (???) and they turned out to be very violent and fucked up so we spent the rest of the runtime debating what we should or shouldnt describe to the audience. midway through someone called in and yelled at us and said they were a white rapper from sweden

[c00lkldd]

It won’t let me reblog EVERYONE LOOK

[piranes11]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[aya--bb]

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

[notemily]

via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:

people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for

[metropolitanfemme]

This is literally how the shadow girls talk in utena

[armengoldira]

[chaoticneutralwife]

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

[b0nkcreat]

this is so mean i have tears in my eyes

[b0nkcreat]

do you have something to say to him