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I like your shoelaces!

[dragon-png]

[plastiboo]

[noknowshame]

asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

Truly how it feels to eat a morsel

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[batcii]

weird horse

[validwarriorcatsnames]

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

[locus-p0cus]

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

[rydenxo]

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

[rydenxo]

ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.

that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan

he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.

but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.

but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.

that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.

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[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[alastairvox]

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[cheddar-baby]

just kicked this dude so hard his worms came out

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[automatonknight]

i love it when drinks are weird colors this is because i was meant to be a machine and drinking delicious blue cooling fluid and such

[okruee]

this is so periodtrackerappcore of them

[letthebookbegin]

[woodmeat]

soon as she unblocks me the wedding is back on

[woodmeat]

153k notes and y’all don’t even kno I made this post about communismkills

[grimeclown]

the fucked up thing is how "Creep" by Radiohead will really get your ass if you hear it at the wrong time. that shit can be stupid and overdramatic or it can have the weight of an atomic bomb dropped on your heart it just depends

[grimeclown]

It's actually a song about self loathing and grief over perceiving oneself as undeserving of the love they desire. While this has much in common with the core of incel ideology, the key component it that incels blame this perceived inadequacy and poor self esteem on the women they feel entitled to, whereas Thom Yorke in "Creep" is saying "I hate myself for not being deserving of your love." Hope this helps.

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[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

reblog if your tumblr is more popular than the Metaverse

[riptmntbf]

what is transgenders even about. vroom vroom car turns into robot

[riptmntbf]

TRANSFORMERS

[fairycosmos]

apparently you're not supposed to let fear control you 😭 that bitch is at the steering wheel!!!!!

[teaboot]

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

[teaboot]

things people expect in a political confrontation:

Facts

Logic

Emotional outbursts

Things they are never prepared for:

Open sores

[headspace-hotel]

This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"

Me: off to a compelling start

[gaylactic-fire]

On the topic of short Link, here's your forced reminder that Link is smaller than Zelda in

Wind Waker

Twilight Princess

A Link Between Worlds

Breath Of The Wild / Age Of Calamity/ Tears Of The Kingdom

Hell even in the ORIGINAL Legend Of Zelda she looks like.. a pixel taller than him.. maybe...

Every time you draw Link taller than Zelda Eiji Aonuma cries. I've seen it, you guys, he just bursts into tears.