a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros

hi i’m mikhailo | celtic witch | they/she | queer | abolitionist | Palestine will be free this blog is just a bunch of random shit that i like :) typically includes some mixture of fandom, activism stuff, memes, memes the usual. witcher (all mediums/canons), spn (unforch), ofmd, wwdits (2014), nbc hannibal, etc.

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[the-big-mood]

[byjove]

I wish I had the power to send him back to 1918. I would love to have the power to send him back to 1918.

[byjove]

For additional context: the Spanish flu spread like wildfire amongst American troops at the end of the war and they often brought it home and/or contracted it on their way home. I have come across so many historical burials of WW1 soldiers who died that way. Of the 105 million people living in the U.S., 20 million of them contracted the Spanish flu and it disproportionately killed and permanently disabled young people.

[byjove]

who could have possibly predicted that infectious diseases would spread rapidly in close quarters

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

[brothermouse-skeleton]

As a professional guard who always lies, don't worry about it, you're doing great.

[yorgen-sh]

[yorgen-sh]

[thememedaddy]

[i-----------------------i------i]

i see that i've carefully put that important document away in a completely unknown location

[thememedaddy]

[yossyislandd]

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

[yossyislandd]

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

[desert-love]

[a-book-of-creatures]

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

[thememedaddy]

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[thememedaddy]

[were--ralph]

Customer: do you have any in the back?

Me: sure let me check

Me in the back:

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[hellenhighwater]

This post is less than six months old.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[averagebiboy]

You ever just wanna fuck?

[segamascott]

not really