Some Billy Joel Song He Could Never Remember

junco (like the bird) | it/she | formerly zangheuse, krystal-lite, okay-cupid, mister-wallaces-wife, enter-mars-the-guardian-of-fire | 20-something | follow me @zangheuse on letterboxd

[j-exclamationmark]

you can’t kill me and i exist out of spite

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

[crabussy]

this is becoming a really beautiful post

[3000s]

[snout]

my apparently very exclusive breaking bad fan theory

[gaytanic-panic]

[dirt-secret]

Gay critter, gay critter, what is your wolven wisdom

ummmm butt fluff

[lilyblisslys]

tumblr is an ideal website for seeing the most gorgeous beautiful women alive be alone and miserable for completely inscrutable reasons

[lilyblisslys]

the answer for many of you is to ask a girl out, I’m afraid

[zotesaintofrenown]

you can t do this tto me

[lilyblisslys]

[marcosllorente]

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

[hardwrench]

pregnant with a bag of peas

[hardwrench]

congratulations + absolutely anytime

[mino2aur]

where is he i must see him

[mino2aur]

oh yes

[mino2aur]

the sprinkles. the use of the word "reclaimed". the implication that somebody made the "im a little guy and its my birthday" joke at a man so many times and he, instead of considering if he was doing something wrong, made a pride flag

[mino2aur]

it's the perfect image

[magentasnail]

thinking about her in these trying times

[mewvore]

Did a challenge where you get a random word and make a comic in one day based on it! The word I got was "boy"

[jaubaius]

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[deepspaceboytoy]

I do not want to live in a world where you can’t laugh at someone for getting horny over angry birds. You know, the game angry birds. Featuring the titular angry birds. Where someone sees a sort of yellow triangular shape with some feathers and says oh fuck I have to stroke my penis to completion. We should be able to laugh at that. It’s laughable.

[deepspaceboytoy]

Should you be killed for cumming via penis manipulation while looking at angry birds porn? No, that would be bad. But you gotta admit it’s pretty funny. It’s a funny thing to be horny for, and sometimes when you do funny things where other people can see it, they will laugh. Because you stroked off to angry birds.

[deepspaceboytoy]

As we all know, blasting your beans off to angry birds is an autistic trait

[j-exclamationmark]

i miss her so much

[waitingforthesunrise]

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

[creative-anchorage]

[sycamorality]

would anyone's imaginary cheetah be friends with mine...

[arsonstick]

my imaginary cheetah would be friends with yours

[sycamorality]

okay!