under a morning moon

cassie. 29. wisconsin. she/her. just being deranged and weird online, don't mind me

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[labcorp]

when ur american and eat burger so classic

[azure-alter]

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

[userfish]

what do you need for the week

a really long hug

big drink

a cool new song

pack of Chinese cigarettes

the kind of sleep that makes you feel refreshed

just one fucking W

50 william dollars

too nuanced for your polls

Voting ended onJul 27

let’s get this bread folks 🫩

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[doubleca5t]

[doubleca5t]

[fuzzynecromancer]

[goodysaurus]

mutuals what perfume or cologne do you use? 👀

[mewwon]

the vibes are SOOOOOO BAD recently OMFGGG. or i’m just depressed idk but does no one else feel this like holy fuck ….

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[byjove]

LINDSEY GRAHAM GONE!!!!!!!!

[byjove]

HE’S DEAD DEAD DEAD

[gayballs-mcgee]

[thatsbelievable]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Voting ended onJul 10

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[ashenmind]

good lord this thing is useless

[fishmech]

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

[dragongirltongue]

Happy horse on mars day

[paxamericana]