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[j3lloiem3loie]

The Wound He Left was Unmistakable

A small fic I wrote based off of the old DSaF ‘Twisted Timelines’ series

TW: Gore, Mentioned Rape, Major Character Death, Whump

⚠️Read at Your Own Discretion⚠️

Word Count: 2,177

Dave sat in the void gently petting BlackJack who fell asleep in his arms. The silence of the void constricted him, only allowing him to think of the certain Hell so many versions of Jack had been subjected to. He couldn't take the silence anymore, blinking away tears, Dave gently shook BlackJack awake. The small shadow dog looked up at Dave “Dave. How was your break?” Dave gave the dogo a smile, still absent mindedly petting him, “Calming. Couldn’t sleep sadly…” BlackJack leaned into Dave's pet, earning a small scratch on the neck, “We could rest a little longer if you’d like? I can assure you Jack wouldn’t notice.” “No. I- I can't rest any longer, the silence is deafening” “We could just talk? Rest doesn’t have to mean sleep.”

Dave remained silent for a second “Ya sure Jack wouldn’t notice?” BlackJack murmured a confirmation leaning his fluffy head onto Dave’s chest, “They’re all in a place outside of time, they will be unaware of any change, It’ll be like they were suddenly teleported to your location” “Do you think we’ll ever save them all?” Dave asked, messing with BlackJack’s floating tophat as a small fidget. BlackJack whimpered, filling Dave with a dread to what his answer would be “I don’t know, though with infinite Jacks broken in infinite ways, I can't help but think that maybe we’ll never be done. The task is noble, don't be mistaken, but it isn’t fair to you. And I can’t help but be angry about that.” “Maybe I deserve that?” Dave thought aloud. “NO.” BlackJack growled “You earned your absolution. You deserve your rest, even if you can’t have it.” Dave started petting with a little more force, attempting to calm the hound down.

“You deserve rest too, y'know?” Dave whispered “I never said I didn’t?” BlackJack questioned. “I know. But you’re still thinking it. That's the one thing all Jacks share, you hate yourselves, even if you know you don’t deserve it.” “I do deserve it though, because of my actions those worlds will never be rid of Henry, because of my poor prudence. Those souls will never be freed, and it’s because of me.” The dog was shaking, unable to form tears due to his form, instead shaking and letting out high whines. Dave held onto BlackJack allowing the soul to cry into him. Eventually BlackJack calmed down, “I’m sorry.” the small dog apologised for seemingly no reason, “For what?” Dave asked cradling BlackJack “This was supposed to be about you, and I made it about me.” “It's not your fault Jack, I brought it up. I wouldn’t have if I didn’t want you to talk about it, which, to be clear, is never. Old Sport asked us to take care of each other, and I won't let him down” BlackJack gave him a small grin, “I always forget that it’s not all on me I suppose.” “Another Jack specialty!” Dave laughed as BlackJack hopped out of his lap.

“I should get the next Jack shouldn’t I?” “Yeah! Get on it, hound!” BlackJack left his gaze on Dave a little longer, before settling down again, much to Dave's confusion. Noticing this, BlackJack decided to start talking again, “This next Jack is, hard. He was killed by you” Dave’s mouth hung agape “I- I, would never kill him.” BlackJack nodded “I know you wouldn’t. He did though. I’m unsure if it’ll make you feel better but, it wasn’t on purpose.” “Wh-What happened then?” Dave asked, losing all sense of confidence. The soul shifted uncomfortably “Are you sure?” Dave nodded “Yes. I am.” The dog sighed, “I’m sure you’re aware of one of the worst atrocity the alternate you’s have committed?” Dave paled and waited for the small dog to continue. “This time it lasted longer, about three days to be exact.” Dave felt bile rising in his throat, how? How could he be the same person as this monster? “Three days.” BlackJack continued, “No stops. No breaks. Eventually he broke, bled to death, and you didn’t even notice till the end.”

Dave raked his long nails against his bare arms drawing small beads of blood, “How could I? How could I do that?” BlackJack cast his eyes down in response, “That's not you. Not really. Have you ever heard the phrase ‘Our experiences shape us’ David?” Dave nodded. “That Dave lived through different things, he’s not you.” “We had lived through the same things! We are the same.” “No you aren’t, he didn’t get torn in half, nor did he work to fight Henry.” “Yeah! Because I never let Jack leave.” BlackJack set his paws on Dave's knees in a grounding gesture “William.” Dave turned to face the dogo at the use of his old name. “You are not the same as him, sure maybe it was just luck that you didn’t kidnap Jack. But you worked to get better when you had the chance, he didn’t, that's why you're different.” Dave held out his arms and BlackJack crawled in for a hug. “Thanks mutt, you’re the best.” “Glad to help.” BlackJack whispered before leaving to retrieve Jack.

Jack lay asleep on the floor. Dave had met many Jacks, some were hostile, while others blamed themselves. Each time however Jack looked hurt, his usual orange makeup washed off, his skin rotting, Dave didn’t care, he also rotted on earth. What concerned him however were the bruises, cuts, and scrapes. Sometimes Jack told Dave about them, about what Dave did, about what Jack had done to himself. Each time Jack told him about them Dave would listen, it was the least Jack deserved after what he’d been subjected to. Sometimes Jack would crave physical connection, other times he’d just talk to Dave till he could finally rest. But even talking to and helping thousands of Jacks couldn’t prepare him for this.

Considering how Jack died, Dave was worried he would be nude. Thankfully some angel was looking out for Dave, and Jack had come in a small pair of red shorts that hung loosely to his starved body. But being dangerously thin wasn’t the only thing that stood out about this iteration of Jack, he was dirty, very dirty. Various marks covered Jack's skin, fluids were dried to his hair and skin, and that was excluding the dried blood that stuck between his thighs. Dave wanted to scream, wasn't the bleeding internal? How hadn’t he noticed? Still he remained quiet allowing Jack to doze a little longer before finally being put to rest. Jack deserved it afterall, three days of fun, as many Jacks put it, would be exhausting. Dave genuinely wondered how his psychotic version had done it. Sure he was a monster, but even he couldn’t go that long.

Jack started shifting, grumbling at sore pain that spread throughout his body. Slowly Jack pushed himself up, rubbing his eyes to purge the fog that clouded his brain. That fog disappeared quickly when he realized Dave was watching him. “Dave!” Jack yelped, “I- I promise you I didn’t mean to fall asleep! I wa- was tired, and I- my body gave out! I promise I didn’t mean to, I’m sorry, just, please don’t. Don't hurt me. Please.” Dave moved away from Jack, not wanting to scare him, “Jack-” “Dave please!” “Jack. He can’t hurt you anymore.” “Dave, this isn’t funny! Where are we? What happened?” “Jack. I’ma need you to listen to me for a bit.” Immediately Jack quieted looking at Dave with apprehension and fear. “Did BlackJack, your soul, ever tell you about his Dave?” Jack nodded. “Well, I’m that Dave!” “How am I here then? Did BlackJack pull me out? Did he figure out a way to stop him?” Jack asked, he was still shaking, no doubt because of what he went through, but Jack didn’t seem to scared. Dave hissed through his teeth, this part was always hard. “You’re dead Jack.” “What! No. I can’t be dead! I still needed to save them!” “Jack. It isn’t your fault. It's his, never think it’s yours” “She didn’t get her happiest day! Neither did you! I can’t rest!” “Theres nothing you can do Jack , Your soul, he doesn’t have enough energy to do a reset. The best you can do is let me help you rest.” “I can’t pass on though.” Jack mumbled “Think of it as a nap. It’s not Heaven nor Hell, it’s not your happiest day, but it’s the best we can do. Even if you deserve better.” “But they didn’t get to rest! Why do I!” “You did your best Jack. What happened to you isn’t your fault.”

Silence, neither of the two men liked it, but it persisted in bleeding through their ‘lives’ anyways. It was horrible, Jack couldn’t take it anymore, after years (was it years?) of living with Dave, his voice and noise filling his life. Jack had grown afraid of silence, it was unfamiliar and unnerving. So Jack finally broke it, filling the void with the question that had been bothering him “Why are you so different from my Dave?” Dave remained silent thinking through the question in a way Jack hadn’t expected from someone like Dave. “Well in my timeline you and Peter were able to springtrap me. After that my soul split in two, my feral side roaming the earth, and my reasonable side, me, went to the flipside. This is the flipside by the way. The final layer actually, where Henry resided, until we killed him. Which I feel you’ll be happy to know.” Jack nodded “Glad I could succeed in one timeline atleast.” Jack mused sadly to himself “Many more than one actually! There are next to infinite timelines where you succeed!” “And just as many, if not more, where I fail.” Jack interrupted.

“But that still doesn’t really answer my question.” Dave looked surprised, “Really? I thought I explained it pretty well.” “No! No, you explained well, I should’ve phrased my question better. I’m sorry Dave.” Jack looked at the nonexistent ground in shame. “Sportsy. It’s okay I was jus’ teasing you.” Dave reassured, often Dave forgot how scared the poor man truly was in the moment, he was good at hiding it. Not to mention many of them couldn’t handle his usual small teases, not after what many had been through.

“Why don’t you tell me your question again Jack?” Dave offered, attempting to get Jack to open up again. “---” “I’m sorry Jack, I didn’t catch that. Could you repeat that a little louder?” “why didn’t you hurt me?” Dave bit his lip, tearing the top layer of skin that covered the inside of his mouth, grounding himself as the taste of his blood polluted his senses. “I suppose I just didn’t think of it. Nor did I expect you or Peter to try to kill me.” “I’m sorry about that Dave.” Jack mumbled, finding another thing to tear himself up about. “It’s okay Jack, I needed stopping.” “I could’ve tried something else though!” Jack shouted, momentarily startling Dave. “Perhaps, though I’m not angry. In fact I’m happy about it! It was needed for me to redeem myself.” “No. No it wasn’t. It was me being selfish, and being lazy. There was another way I just never tried to find it.” “Jack. This isn’t about me. It's about you. I’ve already been fixed, it's your turn to be fixed.”

“Why don’t I hate him?” “This isn’t the first time you’ve asked that y’know?” Jack looked at Dave quizzically. “You’re not the first nor the last Jack to ask me that.” “How long have you been here Dave?” “A long time.” “thats not fair.” “Neither was what happened to you.” “...” “...” “I should hate him.” “I do.” Jack looked at Dave with a face of surprise. “Is that so surprising?” Dave chuckled. “No, I suppose not.” The two just looked at each other for a moment before Jack continued, “I don’t think I could ever hate him. Am I stupid for that?” “Jack, I’ve never met a Jack that hated his Dave, I’ve seen ones afraid of him,even ones that killed him. But never one that hated him. I don’t think it's in your nature to hate anyone.” “Because of the soul thing?” Jack mused. “That probably plays a part but, I think that's just you.” “But BlackJack hated Henry?” “We both know damn well that you and BlackJack are not the same person anymore.” “We’re both Jack Kennedy.” “Not the same Jack though.” “That's true I suppose.”

Jack gestured for Dave to come over to his side, Jack was too sore to move anymore. “Was there anything I could have done?” Jack asked, leaning the back of his head on Dave's chest. “I don’t know.” Dave answered, wrapping his arms around Jack, “This okay Jack?” “It’s perfect.” “Thats good.” Dave smiled, rubbing Jack's arms. “I think I can move on now.” “Then fall asleep.” “Bye Dave.” “Bye Jack.” Jack started fading out of existence, finally getting his rest.

And then Dave was alone again.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 6

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[spamtennatruther]

Mr. (Ant) Tenna propaganda:

° He is older than Doof (to my knowledge from what i recall P&F lore is really timeline inconsistent). He has to be at LEAST 50 years old given that he is a CRT TV. He's likely closer to 70.

° He is canonically both divorced and also a child of divorce and has a buttfuck load of trauma from both events

° He has fangs.

° He is literally doomed by prophecy. Like the Deltarune version of the Bible straight up says he's supposed to fucking die lmfao.

° He does stupid little autistic ass dances (im autistic and he dances like me)

° He probably has BPD and his abandonment issues are so bad he nearly committed multiple homicide over them

° He canonically shrinks to roughly the size of a soccer ball when he is sad

° His divorced ex is Spamton G. Spamton, another Tumblr Sexyman. They used to be partners and they share leitmotifs. They also have a literal daughter.

° Tenna is the one canonically responsible for cracking the egg of Mettaton in the Deltarune universe.

° He can do a perfect 180 mid-air split.

° He has a pronounced lisp.

° He was so torn up about falling out with his partner that he tore down every poster of them together and keeps his dressing room sealed behind a wall.

° He grows a flower out of the tip of his nose when he's happy.

° He was originally supposed to look more like an Ant and had four arms

° He is CANONICALLY into petplay and begs IN-GAME to be walked on a leash like a dog.

I respect the HELL out of Doof, but nobody is doing it like Tenna fr.

[saberspirits]

Unsure of who to vote for?

Consider voting Mr. Ant Tenna!

See the list of reasons attached by @ spamtennatruther, as well as the short and sweet list written by me below! Both are recommended viewing should you not know Mr. Tenna!

Some notable reasons to Vote Tenna:

- Handsome Apron wearing older husband who would TOTALLY spoil you rotten!

- Queer Single Father who loves his (infant) daughter to death! You'd be a happy family!

- 15 feet of cuddles and kisses and spinning around with you in the air!

- Service Top or Bottom, he'll be whatever you like! You like roleplaying in bed? He's also a TV Host and professional actor by trade, so you KNOW he's good at it!

Caine fanbase/Caineling Beehive, Thank you for your continued support to keep our gentleman's agreement! This wild and wacky show of ours shall go on, and we will win for Caine in spirit!

We are sorry the rng generator forced us to fight. Now is our time to stand together as sister character fanbases and get Tenna to victory!

If you haven't voted yet, make sure you vote Tenna and spread the word to your hive!

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[saberspirits]

Tenna Propaganda!

Neutrals, consider taking a look before voting to form an opinion on Mr. Tenna!

We know he's a bit of a newcomer to the competition, so we'd like to allow you the opportunity to get to know him!

Oh, he has a little song for you! Come and take a quick listen!

To the Ants N' Bees, keep biting and buzzing! You're doing incredible!

🐜🤝🐝

[owlgams]

Here are his intro and figurine videos, LISTEN TO THIS SWEET TV MANNNN he's so off kilter!!!

[saberspirits]

Vote Tenna! Propaganda Above!

Caineling Hive and Ant Colony, hold the line together! Tell your friends, share around, inform anyone who may be interested! Uphold the gentleman's agreement! We will bring Tenna to victory in Caine's honor!

We must show everyone that pitting us against one another in a poll will not divide us! In fact, it will only unite us in a collective effort that is only possible with your help!

Keep up the good work, keep defending!

Vote Tenna!

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[asleepyowl]

🌟📺 MORE TENNA PROPAGANDA🏵️🌺

Tenna had it pretty rough for the entire year we knew him: He is very lonely, no one watches his show anymore, his lover was missing for around a decade and Tenna is still grieving (p. s. there is no evidence in deltarune that they got divorced, it's an inside joke of this fandom, but there's plenty of evidence that they did love each other and they were separated unwillingly by outside forces, which is more tragic than the story of Romeo and Juliette, and who doesn't like tragic love stories?) - which gave him abandonment issues. And then he was forced to distract the main heroes, almost died, AND some of his employees are infantilizing him because they don't realize that he's acting the way he does due to all of those traumatising things that I named before (who wouldn't end up traumatised with THIS kind of backstory?)!!!

He deserves at least one good thing happening to him - and WE can help with that by voting for him as The Tumblr Sexyman of 2026! He deserves to be recognized for his show, his funky sense of style, his sense of humour, his perseverance through the bad times, his determination to continue bringing smiles to people, and his love for his partner that didn't dissappear after a decade (even if he denies it, lol), and his care for Susie (they immediately connected as soon as she entered "her name" on the podium in the beginning of his chapter and his care for her is everywhere in that chapter and in the Castle Town section of the latest chapter!), and...

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

he needs to avenge Spamton and to honour Caine, so IF YOU CARE ABOUT SPAMTON OR CAINE - VOTE TENNA!!!✨💖🌺

[saberspirits]

Worried Tenna's just a one-trick pony?

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Tenna's a man of many tastes, and he knows just how to reach every audience! Vote Tenna today!

[j3lloiem3loie]

All yall forget that he serves Twink AND Daddy!

He is the number one reason I can’t get off of AO3 and Tumblr right now

[j3lloiem3loie]

Commission by my Friend…

This piece is a mix of an unreleased chapter’s scene from my fic ‘Going Mental’ and one of my friend groups inside jokes

Alts below ⬇️

[j3lloiem3loie]

NEW SON ATTAINED

God I love him

[zazzedcoffee]

Horsie

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Remaining time: 16979 days 13 hours

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthslc]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[cosmic-entity-official]

keep it going guys

[a-queer-worm]

reblogging for the eternal horse

@weirdo-offical rb this you have more followers and we must keep the horse eternal

[weirdo-offical]

uh i really dont have that many

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical get your army over here

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

idk if I'll help much but okay

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

^says the famous person

[astralfmboi]

Guess i have to do my duty, huh?

[j3lloiem3loie]

So uhh what???

[j3lloiem3loie]

DaveSport on the Mac

Credits to my friend who put this beauty on the chat

Bonus phone man below

Don’t get too attached they said they were about to kill him

F for respects in the comments

[j3lloiem3loie]

Great art my man!

Look out for more mental today.

Fair warning most of it won’t be beta’d since my amazing beta is on vacation.

[j3lloiem3loie]

DSaF: Going Mental FINAL Teaser

[j3lloiem3loie]

you. you’re peak as fuck.

Hey!

No fucking swearing! Not on my Christian Blog

But in all seriousness thank you for stoking my ego guys. The self deprecating thoughts have been hitting me hard as of late.

But I think you guys have earned a little reward

Lore stuff under the cut

TW: Abuse, Blood, Medical Inaccuracies

We all know that in cannon Henry had a son. Well he does in my AU too!

Henry started studying agony after the agony of his son (in the form of his blood) mixed with some mold growing in a part of his house. The agony and mold held an interesting reaction.

His son became ‘Subject 1’ Henry collected and preserved much of his son’s agony. Eventually using it to break Dave. Who became ‘Subject 2’

(Also a small thing to note is that the reason Dave calls himself Dave is because identity and major emotions can cross and persist through agony. This allows someone injected with someone else’s agony to feel someones emotions or start believing they are them. Though this for Dave is mainly because Henrys son was long gone by the time he was subjected to agony)

Now based on chapter 6 who do you think is going to become Subject 3?

[j3lloiem3loie]

A late Teaser

DSaF Mental: Teaser 2/3

[j3lloiem3loie]

Someone Gave me WEED 🌿🌿🌿

I live in a state where weed is really popular. The majority of shops in my state are either gas stations or dispensaries. But my city is really into PRIDE. So we had a pride parade. One of the last floats was for a dispensary. Anyways I had an umbrella blocking my face from the sun and making it hard for people to see it. (I also look really old for my age and stuff like this has happened before) A guy from the dispensary came up to me handing stuff out. Now just so you know I’m a minor and went to this parade with my family. The guy comes up to me and hands me a little paper cylinder. It was loud VERY LOUD. So I thought he told me that this was a coupon for a free roll of weed. I took it seeing as I didn’t want to be rude. I automatically gave it to my mom and told her it was a discount for some weed. (She doesn’t smoke or do weed) She just looked at me confused. Until the lady behind us tapped her on the shoulder telling her that the little cylinder WAS weed. And subsequently asked my mom if she could have it. My mother immediately gave it to her. And then I turned and asked the lady if I could have it back. She said no ;(

[j3lloiem3loie]

DSaF: Mental Teaser 1/3

[directdogman]

There's no rule 34 of dayshift at freddy's. I'm not sure if I should be glad or dissapointed.

There is and I’ve seen it. Hell, some of it’s been posted in my server. There isn’t just some, but there’s surprisingly a lot.

[j3lloiem3loie]

*Sits Down*

*Puts Head in Hands*

*Crys*

(I mean SOME is to be expected, but a lot? We need to purge this fandom y’all)

[j3lloiem3loie]

Kinda a spoiler

But this is my first time writing intense yearning tell me how cooked I am guys.

⚠️UNFINISHED CHAPTER 8 UNDER THE CUT⚠️

Eventually Dave’s breathing evened out, Jack gently gestured for him to turn around, an intense look of worry covering his features. Dave abided, wincing in pain when Jack's hand lingered over his shoulder. Noticing this Jack quickly pulled his hand away and unlatched the straightjacket, making sure to only use soft touches. Jack lightly shedding Dave's straightjacket, scanning over his bare chest looking for any signs of injury. Dave's breath hitched, his attention transferring from the pain that covered him to Jack's gentle gaze washing over him. Dave focused on Jack's expression, attempting to conjure a look of adoration instead of worry upon Jack's face.

Tell me how I did!

[j3lloiem3loie]

GUYS I CAN EXPLAIN

My old obsessions coming back to haunt me…

For those looking at my VERY LESBIAN account.

Sexually I’m probably Pan. Still technically a bodily minor so I’m a virgin. But I currently FEEL okay with possible sex with any gender. I also am probably a switch.

But romantically I’m a lesbian. I an only interested in dating women. Not to mention I have an amazing Asexual girlfriend who I love and cherish very much. Lemme stop talking about her before this turns into a long rant about how amazing my gf is.

There’s probably a label for that I could start using but I just use lesbian since I have a HEAVY preference for women and such.

(Though if anyone knows the correct label pls comment it under the post!)

[j3lloiem3loie]

DSaF: Mental Final Teaser

FUN FACT! When I was looking for his sprite on google images the first website that came up was called

Sexypedia…