young god

i'm jace/yasmin, i'm 20 and i use they/them pronouns! links

[jaceexe]

guess whos back

[realfootage]

someone: hey what do you think of (paranormal topic)

me, wise in the ways of the unexplained: well its either real or its fake

[demilypyro]

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

[demilypyro]

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

[pyrlspite]

reworked sexyman chart

[alisonzai]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

I saw someone the other day call being against the military “terfy” and now someone is calling the idea that we should be nice to children “terfy” so I think we need to go over how terf isn’t some throw away term for “person whose argument I disagree with that also reminds me of this amorphous group of bad people that exist in my head” and very explicitly refers to a coherent group of radical feminists who advocate for transphobic violence -__-

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

why do food places have to give you that little tiny ass baby cup when you ask for water it’s so flagrant. water drinkers are treated like second class citizens in this country

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

you ask for soda they give you a trough sized cup, you’re treated like royalty. you ask for water they’re like oh baby wants his water? his wahwah? here you fucking go little man take this

[magicalforestfairy]

[high-voltage-rat]

FUCKING DESTROYED

[swarnpert]

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

[boringangel]

moon: full

titties: out

[hawkgirls-deactivated20260403]

“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.

[slightlyburntcinnamonroll]

“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.

[bpdgoner]

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later:

[vinnie-cha]

don’t be J.D. kids

[panpanpickerson]

@gardenwarrior

[sumersprkl]

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

[valtsv]

it’s kin or be kinned on this bitch of an earth

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

it’s really not

[lesbigender-deactivated20210201]

Then You’ve Already Chosen

[vitamin-death]